The Dalai Lama's Cat (The Dalai Lama's Cat 1)

“She’s doing what?” Tenzin’s voice sounded tense as he spoke on the phone. I raised my head from where I was dozing on the filing cabinet behind him. It was unlike Tenzin, the consummate diplomat, to react to anything with such strength.

Across the desk, I saw surprise flicker across Chogyal’s face.

“Yes, of course.” Tenzin reached out to the silver-framed photograph on his desk. It showed a young woman in a black dress playing the violin with a full orchestra behind her. His wife, Susan, had been a highly accomplished musician when they’d met years ago at Oxford University. That was before Tenzin accepted the job of a lifetime as His Holiness’s adviser on diplomatic matters. And well before the arrival of their son, Peter, and daughter, Lauren. Lauren was 14 years old—an age, Tenzin had once confided to Chogyal, designed to try the patience of parents. I guessed that the telephone call must be about her.

“We’ll discuss it later.” Tenzin hung up.

As is so often the way, Tenzin was having a tough time all around. On top of all his usual pressing responsibilities, he was also planning the relocation of His Holiness’s archives, to be carried out the following week.

More than 60 years of important documentation had built up in the adjacent room, and while a lot of material had been scanned and backed up electronically, there were still many important diplomatic agreements, financial records, licenses, and other documents that needed to be retained. Tenzin had arranged for a secure room in Namgyal Monastery to be the future repository for most of these and had meticulously planned for the archives to be transferred over three consecutive days—days during which His Holiness was, unusually, receiving no visitors. That way, the disruption would be kept to a minimum.

In most organizations, tasks of this kind fall into the category of “administrative tedium.” But at Jokhang, there is often an unexpected quality to the way in which even the most routine chore is undertaken, as though there is a lot more to the most pedestrian activity than meets the eye.

Relocating His Holiness’s archives was just such a case in point. Tenzin had outlined his plan over a cup of tea during one of his afternoon meetings with the Dalai Lama. His Holiness had agreed and, to Tenzin’s surprise, had said he would personally select the monks who were to assist with the transfer.

The following morning His Holiness returned from the day’s first session at the temple with two fit and healthy young monks who were to receive instructions from Tenzin. Also with him were two wide-eyed young brother novices, Tashi and Sashi, not even in their teens, who kept fervently prostrating every time His Holiness so much as looked in their direction.

“We have our volunteers for the relocation.” The Dalai Lama gestured toward the two young men. “And also two helpers to take care of HHC.”

If Tenzin was at all surprised by this consideration, he gave no sign of it. What archival relocation plan did not include feline management as an integral part of it? It was true that the traffic of files through the executive assistants’ office would disrupt my usual inactivity. My viewing platform would have to be moved out of the way. This is why it was decided that for the three mornings in question, I was to be taken to the visitors’ room next door. A spacious, light-filled chamber with armchairs and coffee tables, a selection of daily newspapers, and a corner desk furnished with a computer. This was where people usually waited before an audience with His Holiness.

The Dalai Lama personally explained the duties he expected Tashi and Sashi to perform. I was to be carried very gently to the visitors’ room and taken to a corner windowsill on which a fleece blanket had been folded and placed for my use. Two bowls containing water and biscuits respectively were to be kept clean and filled. If I wanted to go downstairs, I was to be accompanied to make sure I didn’t get caught underfoot. While I was sleeping, the novices were to meditate near me, reciting the mantra “Om Mani Padme Hum.”

“Above all”—His Holiness’s expression was firm—“you must treat her as you would your favorite lama.”

“But you are our favorite lama!” Sashi, the younger of the novices, burst out impetuously, bringing his palms to his heart.

“In that case”—His Holiness smiled—“treat her as if she were the Dalai Lama.”

This is just what they did, with the kind of earnest reverence I usually received only at Café Franc. At the end of that first morning, returning to the executive assistant’s office, I found my filing cabinet shifted to the side of the room. Like most cats, I love nothing better than a familiar scene with a slight change in orientation, so I immediately hopped up on the cabinet to look down at the room from a novel perspective.

By then I had forgotten Tenzin’s raised voice on the phone from the week before, but that afternoon, as he ended a conversation with his wife, it was clear that something was troubling him.

Chogyal looked up in sympathetic inquiry.

“It’s Lauren,” he confirmed. “Last week, Susan walked into her room and found her sitting on her bed, looking furtive and hiding something behind her back. She pretended everything was all right. But Susan knew it wasn’t.

“Lauren has been a bit strange lately. She’s been tiring easily and feeling faint. She just hasn’t been herself. One morning, Susan was vacuuming Lauren’s room and found some rocks under her bed. Different sizes. Susan couldn’t work it out. She wondered if that was what Lauren had been hiding. But why hide rocks?

“When Susan asked her about the rocks, Lauren burst into tears. It took her a while to confess because she was embarrassed. She’d been eating rocks.”

Chogyal looked astonished.

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“Rocks from … ?”

“She felt this strange, inexplicable compulsion to go into the garden and find a stone and start chewing on it.”

“Poor girl!”

“Susan took her to see the doctor. Apparently, what she has is unusual but by no means unheard of. Teenage girls sometimes crave chalk, soap, and other things because of nutritional deficiencies. In her case, a lack of iron.”

“Ah!” Chogyal hardly missed a beat. “She’s vegetarian?”

Tenzin nodded. “Like her mother.”

“Can they give her iron supplements?”