D.C. Dead (Stone Barrington 22)

“Column?” Stone asked. “You’re with the newspapers?”

“The newspapers are dead media,” Hardin replied. “The Internet is where everything’s at.”

“You shouldn’t end a sentence with at,” Holly said sternly.

“Huh?”

“We don’t want our names in the paper,” Stone said.

“Or on the Internet,” Holly chipped in.

“We don’t do facetube, and we don’t twit,” Stone said.

Scooter smirked at him. “Sir, I don’t think you’re the rube you’re pretending to be.”

“Who are you callin’ a rube?” Stone asked. “Good God, I hope everybody in Washington isn’t as rude as you are.”

“Please let me buy you a drink,” Hardin said, swiping a chair from a nearby table and pullm gu caing it up to theirs.

“We already have a drink,” Stone said, “and tonight, one’s our limit.”

“Now, really,” Hardin said, “that gorgeous dress didn’t come from Atlanta.”

“We have a Saks Fifth Avenue,” Holly said, indignantly. “At Phipps Plaza.”

Scooter pointed at Stone. “That suit didn’t come from off the rack at Saks,” he said.

“I’ve got a tailor in London,” Stone replied. “I’m there a lot on business.”

“And what business would that be?” Hardin asked.

“None of yours,” Stone said.

“Well,” Hardin said, “I know the lady’s at the Agency, and you’re, let’s see, at State?”

“Sir,” Stone said, “I’m a Republican, and I find your suggestion insultin’. The lady’s a Republican, too, and she has a very nice little art gallery at home.”

Holly put her hand on Stone’s arm. “Don’t tell him any more, sugar, we don’t need his kind of publicity.”

Stone took a deep breath and let it out, as if he were trying to control himself. “Sir,” he said to Hardin, “if you want to go on with this, you and I are goin’ to have to do it outside, if you get my meanin’.”

The maître d’ materialized at their table. “Excuse me, sir,” he said to Stone, “is this gentleman annoying you?”

“I guess you could say that,” Stone replied. “Except the ‘gentleman’ part.”

“Mr. Hardin,” the man said, “I’ve spoken with you about this before.”

Hardin threw up his hands. “All right, all right, I surrender.” He beat a rapid retreat.

“I want to apologize to you both,” the maître d’ said.

“I’d be grateful if he didn’t get my name from the reservations list,” Stone said, slipping the man a fifty.

The maître d’ declined the money. “Don’t worry, Mr. Barrington, we will see that your privacy is respected.” He bowed and left.

They ordered dinner and another drink, and suddenly, Stone picked up the words “two cops from New York” from the banquette at his back. Holly heard it, too. They stopped talking and listened to the woman’s voice.

“I think this proves that Will Lee is trying to pin that murder on somebody,” she said. “He’s got these out-of-towners in to write a report that he’s going to leak to the media, saying Brix Kendrick didn’t kill his wife. And after he’s already confessed!”