Frederica

With the entrance of Jessamy, the conversation took an abrupt turn. Adjuring Felix not to be a dead bore, he favoured the Marquis with his enthusiastic opinion of the grays. ‘Complete to a shade!’ he said. ‘Deep, broad chests, light necks, and their hocks perfectly straight! And the quarters so well let-down! I never saw such a well-matched team – and they go well together, too! Your man drove me round the Square behind them – he thought you would not object to it! – and I particularly liked their forward action! High-steppers may be all very well for barouches and landaulets, but for a phaeton, or a curricle, or even a mere gig, I prefer the forward action, don’t you, sir?’

‘I do,’ agreed Alverstoke. ‘Have some lemonade!’

‘Oh, thank you, sir!’ said Jessamy, taking the glass from Charles Trevor’s hand. ‘No, no cake – thank you!’

‘It’s a good one!’ said Felix, generously wishing his elder to share the treat.

Ignoring this interpolation, Jessamy drank his lemonade, and said: ‘If you please, sir, what did you give those men – the park-keepers, and the cowman?’

‘Never mind that!’ replied Alverstoke. ‘I am going to Newmarket tomorrow, and shall be away for a sennight, but when I return to London I shall try out those grays: would you like to go with me?’

The answer was plainly to be read in Jessamy’s sudden flush, and kindling eyes. He gasped: ‘Sir – !’ but, an instant later, his countenance hardened, and he said: ‘I would like it very much, sir – but – but – I must repay you for the sum you expended to save Luff!’

This declaration confronted Alverstoke at once with a novel situation, and a dilemma. No other member of his family had ever felt it incumbent upon him (or her) to repay the sums he had from time to time disbursed: all too many of them demanded unlimited largesse as a right; and not two hours previously he had registered a silent vow to decline to assume the smallest responsibility for Fred Merriville’s sons. That was one thing. He now discovered that it was quite another to allow a stripling to hand over to him, out of what he guessed to be a small allowance, whatever sum Charles Trevor had been obliged to spend on Lufra’s behalf. Fighting against fate, he said: ‘Believe me, it is quite unnecessary! I neither know nor care what it cost to redeem Lufra – and if you badger me on this very boring matter I shall not invite you to go with me when I try out my new team!’

There was a moment’s tense silence; then Jessamy raised his eyes, no longer glowing, but uncomfortably austere. ‘Very well, sir,’ he said quietly. ‘Will you tell me, if you please, what I owe you?’

‘No, young Stiff-rump! I will not!’

‘I beg your pardon, sir, but there is no reason that I know of why you should be obliged to pay for my dog’s trespass.’

‘Then you cannot be aware that your father – er – commended you all to my care,’ replied his lordship, driven into the last ditch.

‘My sister told me something of the sort,’ said Jessamy, frowning, ‘but I don’t see how that can have been, for I know he left no Will.’

‘Since the matter was between him and me, it would be astonishing if you did see how it came about. It doesn’t concern you. As for Luff’s misdemeanour, I wish to hear no more about it. Don’t take him into the Green Park again!’

The deliberate hauteur with which he spoke had its calculated effect: Jessamy’s conscience might trouble him, but it was superseded by a vague but horrid fear that he had committed a social solecism. He stammered: ‘N-no, sir! It – it is very kind of you! I didn’t know – ! Pray don’t be offended! One – one doesn’t like to be beholden – But if you are indeed our guardian it alters the case – I suppose!’

The Marquis smiled at him, which, as it was not given to him to read the thoughts hidden by the smile, very much relieved his mind. Had he known that the Marquis was wondering what madness had seized him, and to what tiresome lengths he might be expected to go now that he had so rashly acknowledged the Merrivilles’ claim upon him, Jessamy would have suffered an agony of mortification; but as he knew nothing about his lordship’s habitual reluctance to interest himself in the affairs of his relatives he was able to take his leave blithely, and to stride back to Upper Wimpole Street in the best of spirits, and with his head full of the delightful prospect of driving to Richmond with his lordship, and even, perhaps, of being allowed to handle the reins himself for a little way.

Meanwhile, the Marquis had set out for Wardour Street, his youthful companion prancing beside him, and beguiling the tedium of the way by describing to him in detail the various exhibits he had that morning seen at Merlin’s Mechanical Museum. These included such attractions as a juggler, an aerial cavalcade, Merlin’s Cave, and a set of Antique Whispering Busts (very ingenious); but these had not interested Felix as much as a hydraulic vase, a band of mechanical music, and a mechanical cruising frigate. If it was still in existence (but his little guide-book was rather out-of-date), he meant next to visit an exhibition at Spring Gardens, where Maillardet’s Automaton was to be seen. This marvel, according to the tattered guide-book he dragged from his pocket, was a musical lady, who was advertised, rather alarmingly, to perform most of the functions of animal life, and to play sixteen airs upon an organised pianoforte, by the actual pressure of the fingers. No, he had not visited the British Museum: except for a collection of stuffed birds, it held nothing but fusty old things, which only such people as Jessamy liked.

Several persons with whom Alverstoke was well acquainted were encountered on the way, a circumstance which led, later, to a good deal of discussion in the clubs. The merchant-dandy, Mr Thomas Raikes, known to the ton as Apollo, because (said the irreverent) he had risen in the east and was setting in the west, had been dumbfounded to see Alverstoke with a schoolboy beside him when he had emerged from his own house in Berkeley Square; and Mr Rufus Lloyd, meeting Alverstoke in Bond Street, and asking whither he was bound, was later able to disclose, in bewildered accents, that he was going to visit

a foundry in Soho. This was generally received with incredulity; but Sir Henry Mildmay, a man of more parts than the Red Dandy, had no hesitation in saying, with an indulgent but odiously superior smile: ‘I am afraid he was roasting you, Rufus.’ Lord Petersham, a lifelong friend of Alverstoke’s, came nearest to the mark when he said, with his slight lisp: ‘Taking one of hith nephewth there, I darethay.’

Mr Endymion Dauntry, also meeting Alverstoke in Bond Street, could have set Petersham right, but he was not present at the discussion, and he had been only mildly surprised to see the Marquis with a schoolboy in tow. A magnificent young man, Mr Dauntry: splendidly built, and classically featured; with a profile that commanded the admiration of a number of ladies, who declared that he might pose as a model for Greek statuary; a pair of brown eyes; beautifully moulded lips; and curling brown locks above a noble brow. Such an extraordinary degree of good-looks inevitably attracted attention; and if his understanding had been more than moderate, and his conversation more entertaining, he would have been a prime favourite with the ladies. This, unfortunately, was not the case. He was amiable and polite, but as he was also slow-witted, and untroubled by ideas, his conversation consisted of laboured commonplaces, and only became animated when he was describing the obstacles successfully cleared in the course of a hazardous five-mile point, the circumstances which had led to his taking a toss at a regular rasper, or the sport he had enjoyed on some capital scenting-day. His brother officers rated him a very good fellow, but nicknamed him, in affectionate derision, Noddy Dauntry, to which he raised not the smallest objection, merely smiling sleepily, and saying that he never had been one of the downy ones. He was a dutiful son, and a kind brother; and although he happily accepted an allowance from Alverstoke (as well as his cornetcy, and his horses), he was very grateful for these benefits, and rarely applied to him for further monetary assistance.

When he caught sight of Alverstoke in Bond Street, he immediately crossed the road to greet him, beaming with honest pleasure, and saying, as he stretched out his hand: ‘Cousin Vernon! Devilish good of you to invite my sister to your ball – ’pon my soul it is! Mama is devilish obliged to you, and so am I too, of course!’

‘Do you mean to grace it with your presence?’ enquired Alverstoke.

‘Oh, by Jupiter, yes! I should rather think I do! What a squeeze it will be!’

‘Devilish!’ agreed his lordship.

‘Bound to be!’ said Endymion, wisely nodding. ‘First ball at Alverstoke House since Cousin Eliza’s come-out – so Mama says! Bound to be a squeeze!’ Becoming aware of the presence of Master Felix Merriville, who, bored with this conversation, had given the Marquis’s sleeve an admonitory tug, he looked down at him from his Olympian height, vaguely surprised, and then directed a questioning look at Alverstoke. Informed that Felix was Fred Merriville’s youngest child, he said: ‘No, is he? Well, by Jove! Fred Merriville!’ After that, he somewhat naïvely added: ‘Got a devilish bad memory! – Who is Fred Merriville?’

‘He was a cousin of mine,’ coolly replied the Marquis. ‘Unhappily, he is now deceased; and as he was some years my senior I should doubt whether you ever knew him.’

‘As a matter of fact, I didn’t,’ confessed Endymion. ‘But I have it now! You’ve become guardian to his children, cousin! Mama was telling me. Said you were giving the ball for them. She don’t seem to like it above half, but I’ll be dashed if I know why!’ He lowered his gaze again to Felix’s impatient countenance, and a frown creased his brow. ‘Except that – well, damn it, this nipperkin don’t want to go to a ball, do you, young ’un?’

‘No!’ said Felix, with unnecessary emphasis. ‘I want to go to the foundry!’

‘You shall, Felix, you shall!’ said the Marquis reassuringly. He bent his sardonic glance upon his heir, and said: ‘Perhaps you would like to accompany us, Endymion?’

Mr Dauntry, though he laid no claim to being (as he phrased it) up to all the rigs, was by no means (as he also phrased it) a bag-pudding. Foundries were connected in his mind, in a rather nebulous way, with guns, and he said, knowledgeably: ‘Artillery, eh? No, no, beyond my touch, cousin!’