The Masqueraders

Miss Merriot looked at Miss Grayson. ‘Why, child, I like the large gentleman, I protest,’ she said. ‘Pray, sir, have you dined?’

‘So far I have not had the time, madam, but I have reason to hope the landlord is preparing dinner for me at this moment.’

Mine host himself came in most opportunely then, with the serving maid behind him, carrying a loaded tray. A fresh cover was laid, a roasted chicken placed before Sir Anthony, and a fresh bottle uncorked.

‘You permit, madam?’ Sir Anthony bowed towards Miss Merriot.

‘Pray, sir, be seated. You will be ravenous.’

‘I confess I hate to miss my dinner,’ said Sir Anthony, and began to carve the chicken. ‘There is something of me to maintain, you see,’ he added, with a twinkle, and a glance cast down his noble bulk.

Miss Grayson cut in on Miss Merriot’s laugh. ‘Food!’ she ejaculated scornfully, and tapped an impatient foot. Sir Anthony paid no heed. ‘Well, Tony, you are come nigh on a hundred miles to rescue me, as I suppose, and now have you nothing at all to say but that you have missed your dinner?’

‘That thought has been absorbing me for the last twenty miles,’ said Sir Anthony imperturbably.

‘And me in peril!’ cried the affronted Miss Grayson.

Sir Anthony raised his eyes from the chicken and looked coolly across at her. ‘Oh, were you in peril?’ he inquired. ‘I came merely to put an end to an indiscretion, as I thought.’

‘Peril! At the hands of such a Monster!’ Miss Grayson was indignant. ‘I wonder, sir, that you need ask.’

Sir Anthony poured wine for himself and Mr Merriot. ‘My dear Letty,’ said he, ‘you have so frequently assured us that Mr Markham is a model of all the virtues that I did you the honour to respect your judgment.’

Miss Grayson turned scarlet, and looked as though she were about to cry. ‘You didn’t, Tony! You are just being – disagreeable. And he’s not a model of virtue! He is an odious brute, and – and so are you!’

‘Tut, child, the gentleman’s hungry, and will be the better for his chicken,’ said Mr Merriot.

‘I am not a child!’ flashed Miss Grayson, and was off in a swirl of skirts to Miss Merriot’s side. From the shelter of Miss Merriot’s arm she hurled a tearful defiance. ‘And I would sooner go to Gretna with that Monster than marry you, Sir Tony!’

Sir Anthony remained unmoved. ‘My dear Letty, if this piece of absurdity was to escape my attentions, believe me it was not in the least necessary. So far as I am aware I have never asked you to marry me. Nor have I the smallest intention of so doing.’

This pronouncement brought Miss Grayson’s head up from Kate’s shoulder. In round-eyed astonishment she gazed at Sir Anthony, busily engaged with the wing of a chicken.

‘I have to suppose,’ said Miss Merriot sharply, ‘that the gentleman is an original.’

Mr Merriot turned away to hide a laughing face. ‘These family arrangements – !’ he said.

‘But – but Papa says –’ began Miss Grayson. ‘Why, Tony, don’t you want to marry me?’

‘I do not,’ said Sir Anthony.

Miss Grayson blinked, but she did not seem to be offended. ‘Why don’t you?’ she asked with naive curiosity.

At that Sir Anthony looked up, and there was a twinkle in his eyes. ‘I suppose, Letty, because my taste is at fault.’

‘Well!’ Miss Grayson digested this in silence. She disengaged herself from Kate’s arm, and went slowly to the table. Sir Anthony rose at her approach, and received one little hand in his large one. ‘Tony, will you tell Papa?’ she asked.

‘I have told him, my dear.’

‘How did he take it?’ asked Miss Grayson anxiously.

‘Philosophically, child.’

‘I am so glad!’ said Miss Grayson, with a relieved sigh. ‘If you don’t want to marry me, Tony, I can go home with a quiet mind. And I can even forgive you for being so disagreeable.’

‘And I,’ said Sir Anthony, ‘can finish my dinner.’

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