Back To The Future, Part III

Man 1: Give me some soap, Frank.

Frank: Here you go.

Marty continues down the street. He walks underneath a banner - "Hill Valley Festival September 5th, 1885" - and as an "A Jones" manure wagon drives past, Marty catches sight of the Hill Valley Courthouse - under construction!

Horse Driver: Hiyah!

Marty narrowly escapes being hit by a horse and carriage - stepping in horse "whoopsies" as he does so. Marty stares at his boots, before spotting the Palace Saloon on the future site of Lou's Cafe (1955), Lou's Aerobic Studio (1985) and the Cafe 80's (2015). Marty goes inside. The bartender, CHESTER, is at the counter wiping a glass. Three OLD TIMERS are sitting at a table (they are played by 3 Western film veterans!). They all see Marty and notice his outfit.

Old Timer 1: Take a look at what just breezed in the door.

Old Timer 2: Why, I didn't know the circus was in town!

Old Timer 3: Looks like he got that shirt off a dead Chinese.

They laugh. Marty walks up to Chester.

Chester: What'll it be, stranger?

Marty: Uh...I'll have...uh...ice water.

Old Timer 1: Ice water?

They all laugh again.

Chester: Water? You want water, you better go dunk your head in the horse trough back there. In here, we pour whiskey.

He pours Marty a small glass. Marty just stares at it.

Marty: Excuse me. I'm trying to find a blacksmith.

Buford: (v.o) Hey McFly... thought I done told you never to come in...

As Marty turns around to see who said his name, he sees a mean looking cowboy with a gang of 3 others at the door to the saloon. He doesn't know it yet but is' BIFF'S great grandfather from the "Biff Tannen Museum" video in 1985-A - BUFORD "MAD DOG" TANNEN!

Buford: Hey, you ain't Seamus McFly. You look like him though. 'Specially

with that dawg ugly hat.

The gang laugh and Marty rolls his eyes before taking it off.

Buford: You kin to that hay barber? What's your name, dude?

Marty: Uh...Martin..

Just before he says "McFly", he remembers the name he told Seamus and Maggie.

Marty: Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.

Buford: What kind of stupid name is that?

Gang Member 1: I'd say he's the runt of the litter.

Gang Member 2 walks over to Marty and looks at Marty's teeth.

Gang Member 2: Take a look, see these pearly whites! I ain't seen teeth that straight weren't store bought.

Gang Member 3: Take a look at them moccasins. What kind of skins is them? What's that writing mean? (reading the "Nike" on Marty's trainers) Neekay...what is that, some sort of Injun talk or something?