I think this is as good as it gets.
“Shit!” Rye’s voice cuts off our kiss, and we turn and looks as he spits out something blue.
His entire mouth is actually blue… In fact, there’s also a growing ring of blue that is just circling the outside of his lips. It looks like he just gave a smurf a blowjob.
Brin is in tears as she laughs. How did she already retaliate? What happened?
“Just wait. That stuff is also supposed to turn your urine blue, Papa Smurf,” Brin says through her cackles
. “I forgot I had it in my purse.”
Bella slides against me, putting her back to my front as we watch Brin start running away from Rye, laughing the entire time.
“And I thought we were crazy,” Bella says, smiling like she can’t help herself.
We’re all fucking crazy. It’s the only way to be.
My hands slide over her stomach, moving over it. Bella never minds that I touch her belly all the time.
“Just imagine how crazy our kids will be,” I point out.
Bella starts laughing, and leans against me. My eyes dart around at the growing bunch. We’re all fucking doomed if Rye and Brin reproduce.
But my kid will be perfect. Obviously.
THE END.