“That might be the case, laddie, but I also know that Lady Whistle intends to donate the catalogues to the museum after her death, and if we are to display them at any time in the future they will require censorship.”
“But should I not consult with Lady Whistle first?”
McPhee paused, stared at the offending member with unbridled disgust, then sighed heavily.
“In that case, I suggest a compromise. Ye are to draw only the outline of these…areas without filling them in in any manner whatsoever. This will greatly lessen the impact of such obscene realism.”
“Do I have a choice, Dr. McPhee?”
“No, ye do not, Mr. Sizzlehorn. Och, and by the way, this came for you, by way of Lady Whistle’s valet.”
McPhee handed Alistair an envelope of the finest parchment and smelling faintly of vanilla. It was sealed with a crest depicting bagpipes crossed with what looked like a Corsican coat of arms, making Alistair wonder again as to the origins of his patroness. He opened the envelope cautiously: a five-guinea coin fell out. The invitation was written in an elegant hand that could only be female:
You are expected at Lady Whistle’s townhouse at seven this evening, both to sup and commence work on a more private matter. Tardiness of any kind will not be tolerated.
The address was scrawled on the back of the envelope. Alistair lifted it to his nose and breathed in the scent deeply. Behind him he heard McPhee sniff in disapproval.
“I’d be putting that coin away safely, if I were you, laddie. She’ll be making you work hard for your money—believe me, I know,” the professor said, an odd smile playing across his lips, leaving Alistair with the uncomfortable impression that there might be more to McPhee’s relationship with Lady Whistle than he had originally perceived.
Number 36 The Strand was a Georgian townhouse of elegant classical proportions, opposite gardens and close to the Temple. The mock Grecian porticoes and arches above the windows delighted the aesthete in Alistair. The archaeologist, dressed in his best attire, paused before walking up the gravel path to pull down his tails and adjust his only tall hat. This was the life he aspired to, this was why he had fought so hard to escape the dreary rectory he had grown up in where his father’s frugality had been constantly drummed into him. This was what his soul had yearned for: the effortless grace money brought, and with it the luxury of time to devote oneself to philosophical matters, to the pursuit of sensuality and the indulgence in all things wantonly human.
Already he saw himself escorting a beautiful sophisticate like Lady Whistle, riding with her in Hyde Park, sitting with her at the Opera, accompanying her to the theater. His daydream was rudely interrupted by the bruised face of a street pauper, no more than eight years of age.
“Spare a ha’penny, mister, for an orphan of the gutter.”
Caught unawares and feeling guilty for the extravagance of his reverie, Alistair threw the boy a penny—something he would never normally do.
“Thank ye kindly and God bless,” the child called out, running off down the street before Alistair changed his mind.
In two strides the youth arrived at the imposing door. Through a window he thought he detected the flurry of a movement before he pulled the cord of the doorbell.
Alistair leaned back in the cushioned armchair, repressing the desire to belch. Before him sat a supper tray still laden with plates.
To his immense disappointment he had been welcomed not by Lady Whistle but by a maid who had ushered him into a study off the spacious reception area, which was dominated by a sweeping marble staircase.
“Madam is occupied with an unexpected visitor,” the maid had explained. “But she wished for you to sup and said you would understand the work she has left for you here.”
The study contained a bookcase filled with what appeared to be leatherbound travel diaries—secured behind a locked glass door, to Alistair’s frustration—maps of antiquity on the walls, and a walnut desk upon which lay the section of the scroll he had viewed earlier with four stanzas in Latin beneath it.
Almost immediately the maid returned with a supper tray. After she had left Alistair uncovered the dinner: a steaming feast of succulent roast pork, apple sauce, roast potatoes, stewed swede, and a side of marinated quinces, followed by a rice pudding drenched in a butterscotch sauce. The meal was accompanied by a mellow claret of some vintage. Alistair could not remember supping so well in his life.
As he ate he fancied he heard the low murmuring of a male voice in the room next door, followed by the staccato of a woman laughing. Torn between satiating his appetite and satisfying his voracious curiosity, he hastily finished the dessert and tiptoed to the wall to press his ear against the fabric of the wallpaper.
“It is a ridiculous and preposterously carnal idea, Elendora, an alchemy of the absurd. It simply won’t work,” the male voice announced in an amused tone. It was a voice rich with wit and irony and Alistair recognized it immediately. He had met its owner on one unforgettable occasion, when he made a state visit to the museum to indulge a well-known (and diverse) interest in the antiquities of the Mediterranean.
“But, Dizzy, think of the fun I shall have along the way!” Lady Whistle laughed in such an intimate way that Alistair was convinced Disraeli must count her among his many conquests.
“I have heard nothing,” the Chancellor of the Exchequer declared. “My ears remain unsullied, and, if anyone should ask, I shall declare my absolute ignorance!”
“’Tis a pity we should become so rigid and fidelity should take on such ridiculous importance as we get older. You used to be such a delightful distraction in your younger days.”
“That, my dear, is the penalty of hindsight and wisdom.”
“And ambition perhaps,” Lady Whistle replied, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
At this the voices faded, as if the speakers had moved to another part of the room. Abashed at his eavesdropping, and with his heart thudding at being in such close proximity to a man he greatly admired, Alistair returned to the desk, wondering how on earth Mr. Disraeli might be connected to Lady Whistle and her commission.
It was with this thought foremost in his mind that he began the painstaking task of translating the Latin text.