As his parents were music hall entertainers they loved anything connected to the world of showbiz, including the circus, which is where they decided to take him for his seventh birthday.
The circus came to Liverpool once a year and occupied a site close to the Albert Dock, which it shared with a travelling fair.
The highlight of the evening was The Big Top, which Anthony’s parents left till last. Before going into the tent, Anthony spotted the hall of mirrors and asked if he could have a wander round.
His mother joined him but they parted company quite early. The hall of mirrors was a strange place, which reminded him of the ghost train. The entrance was a darkened narrow corridor with wooden boards underfoot, and weirdly painted walls.
The music was new to Anthony, and was also befitting of something weird, designed – in his opinion – to frighten children, not encourage them. He discovered later in life that it was a tune called “Superstitious Feeling” by the band, Harlequin. He really didn’t like it and felt reluctant to go any further because he was alone.
With little choice, Anthony continued. As he turned a corner the hall itself opened out. A number of mirrors were randomly placed. Anthony stood in front of the first one, which broke all the tension. His reflection was a version of Anthony that was all fat and dumpy. He was about a foot tall and the same around. As he started to laugh, the figure in the mirror copied him and all his teeth resembled tent pegs at awkward angles, which made him laugh even more. As he held his belly and doubled up, the reflection in the mirror nearly disappeared through the floor.
Another mirror made him tall; others made him appear far away, as if in a tunnel, or very close up like a magnifying glass.
Anthony lost all track of time. The song started again. It was the beginning of verse two when everything went downhill.
The flashing of a light
Slashes through the night
Changing colours in the face
You meet a stranger’s eyes
Gripping like a vice
Noises shouting out a face
Anthony came across a mirror that warped all of his features. He resembled an alien. It was hilarious and he was helpless.
The laughing however stopped, almost immediately, because the mirror also distorted the features of the clown standing directly behind him.
Anthony turned very quickly. He had absolutely no idea where the hell that thing with the large head, black soulless eyes, white face and massive red nose had come from.
Anthony pissed himself and then saw a multitude of colours but was unable to put them together: red, blue, yellow, white. He managed a quick glance at the elephant sized feet but the clown suddenly shrieked with laughter and threw his arms in the air.
Nothing else registered because Anthony fainted. He finally came round outside, surrounded by a number of people – including the clown, who now wore a very sad face. Anthony screamed so loud that almost everyone in the crowd ducked or jumped back. He started hyperventilating but St John Ambulance was on hand.
Once inside the safety of a tent with the clown out of sight he managed to calm down. That was when one of the medics suggested he might be suffering from something known as coulrophobia. Anthony wasn’t sure what upset him most; the clown, or that he had actually wet himself. But the fear was so intense that he wet himself nearly every time he saw one.
The door opened, breaking his reverie. The nurse returned. She was young, early twenties, blonde, with a soft complexion and bright eyes.
“How are you?”
“I’m good, thank you,” he lied. His nerves were still in tatters and all he wanted to do was leave.
“We were worried about you.”
“I’m okay now, honestly. It’s something I’ve learned to live with. Been terrified of them all my life.”
“So was my mum; truth be known I think everyone’s a little frightened of clowns.”
Anthony stood up. “Well, thank you for everything, I really appreciate it. But I need to be going now.”
“If you’re sure.”
“Yes, thank you.”
Anthony picked up his case, heading for the door.