The Half of Us (Family 4)

“What did you do?” Abe asked.

“I tried my usual trick of imagining them naked and bent over so I wouldn’t have to focus on what they were saying.” He snaked his hands around Abe’s chest and washed his back. “That works in almost every situation, but the passive-aggressive comments got to be too much after a few minutes, so I went to the nurses’ station and told one of the nurses to clear the room. She let the patient choose one person to stay, and the rest of them had to go to the waiting area.”

“Uh.” Abe’s hands froze over Jason’s hips. “I have a couple of questions.”

“What?” Jason moved Abe’s hands down to his dick.

Cupping his hands over Jason’s package, Abe said, “Your usual trick when dealing with difficult patients is to imagine everyone’s naked butt?”

“I don’t limit that trick to patients. And I don’t imagine everyone naked.” Jason slid his hands down Abe’s back and lathered up his ass. “I only do it with men.”

“Fine. Your usual trick to deal with awkwardness is imagining guys bent over?”

“Bent over. On their knees. On their backs.” Jason shrugged. “I’m not picky.” He waggled his eyebrows. “But I am blessed with a great imagination.” He squeezed Abe’s ass.

“You’re a major perv.” Abe gently massaged soap over Jason’s balls with one hand and stroked it onto his cock with the other.

“And you love it.”

“Ehm. I, uh—” Abe dropped his chin and looked up at Jason from underneath his lashes. “Maybe.”

“Definitely.” Jason smirked. “What was your other question?”

“My other question?”

“You said you had two questions.”

“Oh.” Abe soaped up Jason’s balls. “Right. Who did she choose?”

“Who did who choose?” Jason asked in confusion.

“The patient. You said the nurse was only going to let her to choose one person to stay in the room and she’d kick the rest out. Did she choose her husband or the friend you think was really her boyfriend?”

“That was the best part.” Jason’s smile was huge. “She picked the friend’s wife.”

“Seriously?”

“Swear.” Jason made a symbol of a cross over his heart.

“That is awesome.” Abe laughed. “I bet the husband and friend were livid.”

“I have no idea,” Jason said. “All I know is their imaginary naked asses don’t hold a candle to yours.” He pinched Abe’s butt and then backed into the water.

“Awww,” Abe said with chuckle. “Aren’t you sweet?”

“Yes. Now let’s finish up in here.” He stepped out of the spray, groped his semihard dick, and shook it at Abe. “I’m ready for the next round.”

“Wow.” Abe moved under the water and got his hair wet. “And they say romance is dead.”

“You want romance or you want my ass wrapped around your cock?”

Abe decided romance was overrated. He stopped making jokes and hurried to finish the shower.

BY THE time Abe finished washing up and drying off, Jason was already in the bedroom. Abe walked in to find him sitting on the bottom corner of the bed, his legs spread and his dick hard. The urge to drop to his hands and knees and crawl over to worship that perfect cock was huge.

“Uh-uh-uh.” Jason shook his head. “You can have this later.” He ran his palm languidly over his erection. “C’mere.”

His heart pounding and his belly tightening, Abe walked over to Jason and stepped between his thighs.

“You really are gorgeous,” Jason whispered as he took hold of Abe’s hips and dragged his gaze over Abe’s face, chest, and groin. “I love the way you’re put together.” He bent forward and blew hot breath on Abe’s balls, up his cock, and over his glans. “Let’s get you ready to go.”

Abe was well past ready, but he didn’t argue when Jason opened his mouth and dropped it over his cockhead. “Jase,” Abe moaned. He put his hand on Jason’s head, gently petting as he enjoyed the feeling of Jason’s hot mouth and soft tongue sucking and licking his cock.

Jason rolled his balls and slowly bobbed up and down his shaft, keeping him aroused and needy. “All right, baby,” Jason said once he pulled off Abe’s cock. “Time to glove up.” He reached for the condom and lube sitting next to him on the bed, covered Abe’s dick, and then slicked him up with a few strong strokes. “Let’s switch spots.”

With his hands on Abe’s waist, Jason stood up, turned them around, and set Abe on the corner of the bed. He straddled Abe’s thighs, one of his legs on each edge of the bed, and looked down at him. “You better brace yourself.” He put one hand on either side of Abe’s neck and then moved them up to his head. “I want it hard.”

Abe shuddered in response, too turned on to speak.

His lips curled up in a wicked smile, Jason climbed onto the bed, planting his knees next to Abe’s butt. He lowered Abe down until he was lying on his back with Jason looming over him, and then he reached behind himself and held Abe’s dick up. “Here we go,” Jason rasped as he squatted down and pressed his hole against Abe’s cockhead.