Double Daddy Trouble

“Oh, really? That’s nice of you.”

“Yeah, well, it’s turning out to be a pain in my ass,” I lamented. “You’ll never guess who the seller is.”

“Who?” she said, turning to stir some concoction on the stove.

“Bruin Kincaid.”

She stopped stirring and looked back into the camera with her mouth open in a wide O.

“What? Bruin? That Bruin?” she repeated.

“Anna Kate. What other Bruins do we know?” I said, deadpan.

“Good point. But why? And how? And what does he look like nowadays?” she asked.

“Still hot.”

“Hotter than Florida?” she chirped.

I sighed. “Way hotter than Florida.”

“Well, what’s the deal? Are you going to buy his boat? And more importantly, are you finally going to ask him out?” she prodded.

I shook my head.

“God, no. Anna Kate, he’s still the same womanizing jerk he used to be. Just older. And sexier than he was back then. Everything I should avoid.”

“That’s saying something.”

“I know,” I said weakly. “He was always hot. But now he’s, like, ripped. I mean, really. He’s definitely been hitting the gym. Hell, he might be living at the gym.”

“Ooh. How do you know that? What is he wearing, a sheer tank top?” she asked, confused. I took a deep breath.

“Here’s the thing,” I began slowly, “I might have… uh… seen more than that.”

“Jillian.”

“I saw his… everything.”

“Jillian!” she gasped. “Did you fuck him already?”

“No! God, no. I just happened to walk in on him while he was naked. Just out of the shower. In his bedroom on the yacht. Right after he slept with some girl. They were showering off together. It was horrible,” I explained.

Anna Kate clucked her tongue.

“Oh, that’s so awkward. But did you see his—”

“Yes,” I answered.

“And it was?”

“Massive, yes.” There was no way to deny the size of that man’s cock.

“Jillian, you have to sleep with him. You know that, right?” she said, biting her lip. “This is a high priority now.”

“What? No. That’s fucking crazy, Anna Kate. I can’t sleep with my brother’s friend. First of all, I’m way over that crush, and second of all, Jeff would kill me. He’s in town and you know how protective he is. He’d flip his shit. Third of all, Bruin has never been interested in me. He just likes teasing me,” I explained. “Like a kid sister.”

“You saw his package. You’re already halfway there.”