Tough Love: Episode 1

DUKE

Well I’m sorry if I have too much awesome to fit through this tiny window. We can’t all be as scrawny as you.

WILT

Do you have any butter?

DUKE

(Sarcastically) Oh, sure! Let me just get the stick of butter I keep in my back pocket just for situations like this.

(Cut back to the inside of the room where we can hear Katie coming back down the stairs as Duke slowly creeps farther out of the window.)

KATIE

Oh, Duke.

(Cut back to the outside of the window where Duke and Wilt hear Katie and get scared.)

WILT

Just suck in your stomach and I’ll pull as hard as I can!

(Wilt pushes against the wall with his feet while Duke grits his teeth.)

DUKE

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

(Cut to inside the room again as Katie enters at the same time as Duke gets free. Katie looks around confused. Then cut to a full shot of Duke and Wilt running away from the house as they hear Katie scream in anger.)

INT. WILT’S HOUSE – NIGHT

(Scene opens on a shot of Wilt’s door from the inside of his living room. Duke and Wilt burst through the door and then slam it shut quickly behind them. Cut to a full shot of the room as Wilt locks the door and Duke starts pacing nervously.)

DUKE

Is she behind us?

WILT

(Looking through the peephole in his door.) I think we’re good.

DUKE

What was that chick’s problem?

WILT

Well she was clearly crazy but I don’t think it was a coincidence that she targeted you.

DUKE

What are you talking about?

WILT

Think about it. What happened right before you met Katie?