Tough Love: Episode 1

WILT

Dude!

KATIE

You stole my love from me. I’ll steal your life from you!

(As she is about to kill Wilt Katie suddenly gets tapped on the shoulder. She turns to see Duke with his fist pulled back getting ready to punch.)

DUKE

BITCH!

(Close up on Duke’s fist as it moves in slow motion to smash into Katie’s face. When it makes impact she drops the axe and falls unconscious onto the floor. Cut back to a full shot of the room. Duke and Wilt just stare at each other awkwardly.)

DUKE

So… Where can we find this magic rock?

WILT

Um… It’s somewhere in Greece.

DUKE

Alright, then we better start packing.

WILT

What? We can’t just up and go to Greece. I have a job!

DUKE

And I just saved your life. (Opens the door.) Pick you up first thing tomorrow morning.

WILT

I-

(Duke slams the door shut. Cut to a close up of Wilt.)

WILT

(Muttering) I saved your life first. (Pause) No it’s cool. I’ll just take care of your unconscious ex-girlfriend for you. (Longer pause) Douche.

INT. DISCIPLE’S LAIR – NIGHT

(Scene opens in a dark room filled with several purple cloaked women. Jasmine is among them. Standing on a stage above all of them is the Mistress who is wearing a special cloak. Close up on the Mistress as she speaks.)

MISTRESS

Sisters! The time is finally upon us. Soon we, the Disciples of Aphrodite, shall embark on our divine quest. It is time to retrieve the Heart of Aphrodite!

(Cut to a medium shot of one of the disciples near the front of the group. She steps forward to speak.)

DISCIPLE

But Mistress, what of the cursed one? Surely he will attempt to obtain the heart as well!