“He also asked me to tell Giles that I’d heard the rumor and see how he reacted.”
“I’ll get Sir John to brief Giles on the real reason for Harold’s resignation. Mind you, it would have helped if the PM had been willing to admit he’d got Alzheimer’s at the time.”
“Do you have anything you want me to pass on?”
“Yes, I think the time has come for your tiresome ‘father’ to be called back to East Germany. So why don’t you tell him…”
46
“MY LORD.”
“Governor.”
“Swap?”
“Well, it’s funny you should mention that,” said Giles. “While I’ve never wanted to be a governor, I’ve always fancied being a senator.”
“And if you held your equivalent post in the Senate, you’d be Majority Leader Barrington.”
“Majority Leader Barrington. I rather like the sound of that.”
“So how much would I have to raise to become Lord Rankin of Louisiana?”
“Not a penny. It would be a political appointment, made on my recommendation to the prime minister.”
“No money involved and you didn’t even need to be elected.”
“Certainly not.”
“And Britain still doesn’t have a constitution or a bill of rights?”
“What a dreadful idea,” said Giles. “No, we work on legal precedent.”
“And even your head of state isn’t elected!”
“Of course not, she’s a hereditary monarch, appointed by the Almighty.”
“And you have the nerve to claim you’re a democracy.”
“Yes, we do. And just think how much money we save, and you waste, by electing everyone from dog catcher to president, just to prove how democratic you are.”
“You’re trying to get off the hook, Giles.”
“All right, then tell me how much you had to raise before you could even consider running for governor?”
“Five, six million. And it’s getting more expensive with every election.”
“What did you spend it on?”
“Mostly negative advertising. Letting the electorate know why they shouldn’t be voting for the other guy.”
“That’s something else we’ll never do. Which is another reason our system is more civilized than yours.”
“You may well have a point, my lord, but let’s get back to the real world,” said Hayden. “Because I need your advice.”
“Fire away, Hayden. I was intrigued by your letter and I can’t wait to find out how one of your constituents can possibly have come across my ex-wife.”
“Cyrus T. Grant III is one of my oldest friends, and has also been one of my biggest financial backers over the years, so I’m hugely indebted to him. He’s a good, kind and decent man, and although I don’t know what the T stands for, it might as well be ‘trusting.’”