“Please tell the court what happened next.”
“He walked across the road, removed a parking ticket from his windscreen, got into his car and drove away.”
“Do you see that man in the court today?”
“Yes,” she said firmly, pointing to Menzies, who at this suggestion shook his head vigorously.
“No more questions.”
Mr. Scott rose slowly again.
“What did you say was the make of the car the man got into?”
“I can’t be sure,” Mrs. Johnson said, “but I think it was a BMW.”
“Not a Rover as you first told the police the following morning?”
The witness did not reply.
“And did you actually see the man in question remove a parking ticket from the car windscreen?” Mr. Scott asked.
“I think so, sir, but it all happened so quickly.”
“I’m sure it did,” said Mr. Scott. “In fact, I suggest to you that it happened so quickly that you’ve got the wrong man and the wrong car.”
“No, sir,” she replied, but without the same conviction with which she had delivered her earlier replies.
Sir Humphrey did not reexamine Mrs. Johnson. I realized that he wanted her evidence to be forgotten by the jury as quickly as possible. As it was, when she left the witness box she also left us all in considerable doubt.
Carla’s daily, Maria Lucia, was far more convincing. She stated unequivocally that she had seen Menzies in the living room of the flat that afternoon when she arrived a little before five. However, she had, she admitted, never seen him before that day.
“But isn’t it true,” asked Sir Humphrey, “that you usually only work in the mornings?”
“Yes,” she replied. “But Miss Moorland was in the habit of bringing work home on a Thursday afternoon so it was convenient for me to come in and collect my wages.”
“And how was Miss Moorland dressed that afternoon?” asked Sir Humphrey.
“In her blue morning coat,” replied the daily.
“Is this how she usually dressed on a Thursday afternoon?”
“No, sir, but I assumed she was going to have a bath before going out that evening.”
“But when you left the flat was she still with Mr. Menzies?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Do you remember anything else she was wearing that day?”
“Yes, sir. Underneath the morning coat she wore a red negligee.”
My negligee was duly produced and Maria Lucia identified it. At this point I stared directly at the witness but she showed not a flicker of recognition. I thanked all the gods in the Pantheon that I had never once been to visit Carla in the morning.
“Please wait there,” were Sir Humphrey’s final words to Miss Lucia.
Mr. Scott rose to cross-examine.
“Miss Lucia, you have told the court that the purpose of the visit was to collect your wages. How long were you at the flat on this occasion?”