He opens the door and gives me a little pat on the ass to get inside. I laugh when I see him walking funny on his way to the driver’s side.
Drew adjusts himself and puts the key in the ignition. “You ready to begin the rest of our lives, honey?”
I flash him a smile. “Bring it on, Big Guy.”
EPILOGUE
DREW
Well, that’s it, folks. We’ve reached the end. It’s
been quite the ride, hasn’t it? Now, I only have a minute because my hot wife is naked and waiting to hop on my dick, but allow me to impart some final words of wisdom:
Never take the people you love for granted. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Quit treating our goddamn planet like your personal shitter. Work to live, not live to work—nobody wishes they had one more punch on that timecard from their death bed.
Last, but certainly not least, life is short. Don’t be a douche.