“You know that's exactly what a rich kid would say, right?”
He shifted, looking back at the television. “So what do you do with all that money you con off…I mean, earn from your art?”
“Don’t think I don’t know that slip was not by accident, and to answer your question, I run a few charities—what? Why are you looking at me like that?”
“A few charities?” His eyebrow rose. “Really? Who are you, Mother Theresa? You have to have something you use that money on. One thing you splurge for; everyone has something.”
“I guess it would be…” I paused.
“Are you going to continue your sentence or just keep staring off into space?”
I turned to watch the sea turtles.
He turned off the TV.
“What do you spend your financially stable money on, then?”
“Nice clothes, watches, mostly cars…”
“Rich.” I coughed, placing my hand on my throat. “You are just like them.”
“I never said there was anything wrong with them. I just said you were different, and don’t pretend like there is anything hotter than a well-dressed man…a well-dressed me, for that matter.”
God, could his ego get any bigger?
“So what do you splurge on? Share.”
“It’s nothing, traveling and…” I drifted off.
“Guinevere I-would-say-your-middle-name-but-I don’t-know-it Poe, what do you splurge on?” He sat straighter. “It can't be…”
“What?” I felt like his eyes were piercing through me.
A grin spread across his face like he knew, and he turned on the TV again. “Nothing.”
“What?”
He shrugged. “It's just, the only thing a woman like you would be nervous to admit would have to be sex.”
“It’s not sex!”
“You’re getting really defensive right now.”
“It’s romance novels.” I had a collection in my room that would make some women jealous.
“Knew it.” He smirked.
“That isn’t sex.”
“Please, you're telling me you splurge on Dickens? Let me guess, you’ve got everything from Pride and Prejudice to Fifty Shades of Grey.”
I hate this man so much. “They are books—”
“Oh come on, it’s porn on paper, and you had the nerve to knock on my door, telling me I was too loud.”
“You won’t let that go?”
“Some of us like to actually experience sex in the real world and not just in our heads, thank you very much.”