I also won’t get too sappy.
Stay healthy, smile a lot, be safe,
Your boyfriend
P.S. No way I’m calling myself Dr. Asshole. :p
P.P.S. I love you more than the sun loves the sky.
From: Guinevere Poe
Subject: I’m Not Sure If You Are A Devil Or A Saint
Date: October 12th at 3:00 AM
To: Eli Davenport
Dear Boyfriend,
Calling your girlfriend at midnight to have phone sex was….is…urgh! I don’t know whether to yell at you for making me miss you more, for making me want to kiss you and make love to you and fuck you, or thank you for saying everything you said. See, it’s morning here and my mind is still reeling.
I don’t know what to type. My mind is blank. When I can think of words again I’ll call,
Your very frustrated girlfriend
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but your phone voice is sinful.
P.P.S. I love you more than the British love their tea.
From: Eli Davenport
Subject: I’m Whatever You Want Me To Be
Date: October 12th at 1:00 PM
To: Guinevere Poe
Dear Girlfriend,
I’m glad it was as good for you as it was for me. Yes, there will be Facetime, I need to see your face as you get off on my voice. And don’t lie, your mind isn’t blank, it’s just filled with all the things you want me to do to you. After all, what did you call me last night between moans?
If you only knew how hard I was for you,
Your Sexy Pussy Fucker
P.S. I’m forever going to use that name against you.
P.P.S. You’ve told me nothing about Seoul or South Korea, our night together really has you dazed. Don’t forget you have a job you need to finish so you can do more than just Facetime.
P.P.P.S. I love you more than Peter Pan loves Neverland.
From: Guinevere Poe
Subject: Please note…
Date: October 12th at 3:17 AM (
To: Eli Davenport