Eve & Adam (Eve & Adam 1)

I shrug. Because I’m just a peasant and that’s what dumb teenagers do. “She seems pretty smart, I guess. Why?”

He shakes his head, irritated. The questions are only supposed to go in one direction. But he’s Tattooed Tommy, so he has to maintain his reputation for not being an a-hole. “Boss is tasking her. On something of mine. Amateur hour.” His eyes flicker, he’s said too much, he’s come too close to criticizing Terror Spiker.

I shrug again. “She can’t be doing much. She’s pretty messed up.”

“Yeah, maybe,” Tommy says confidently, “but I’m guessing she’ll recover amazingly well.”

“I hope so,” I say. And I think, yeah, she will recover amazingly. And thanks for confirming you know that, poppy-seed man.

“Anyway, it’s nothing,” Tommy adds. “The software she’s playing with. Just some widget I threw together one night when I was seriously stoned.”

“Terror was showing it to her this morning,” I say. “Project 88 something?”

“Yeah.” Tommy sips his cappuccino. “Yeah, like I say, it’s crap. A brain fart.”

“Another bagel?” I ask.

“Nah.”

“Later, then.” I wheel away.

A brain fart.

Whatever you say, Tommy.

I know a thing or two about Project 88715, and it’s a whole lot more than some educational widget you threw together after a couple bong hits.

It’s more than a glittering strand of DNA on a giant monitor.

More than a toy that Terra’s using to keep Eve occupied.

This much I know already: When Tommy and the Big Brains, in whispered, wry asides, talk about Project 88715, they call it something else.

They call it the “Adam Project.”

– 14 –

“So when do we get to make his unit?” Aislin asks, staring up at the giant monitor.

“His what?”

“Exactly. His ‘what.’ His ‘Whoa, what is that?’ His area.”

“Are you referring to his boy parts?” I am trying to sound indifferent. Indifferent doesn’t really work well with the phrase “boy parts.” But in my embarrassment I can’t come up with a better phrase.

“Did you just actually say ‘boy parts’?” Aislin asks, rolling a chair over.

“You have to do things in order. That’s how the software works,” I explain. “First it has you decide about the simple physical things. This morning I worked on the eyes.”

“You mean his eyes.” Aislin watches me tap away at my keyboard. “You are making a male, right?”

I nod.

“Atta girl.”

Tap, tap, click. I really love this software. It’s like making art, without the gut-wrenching fear of failure. Creation, with a handy-dandy “delete” key.

I tap