“I’m Frank. This is my crew: Joey, Connie, Pete, Ellen, and Julia.”
“These are not proper fairy names,” Dietmar observed.
Frank squinted. “What are you, the fairy police? Our names are whatever we say they are.”
But Dietmar wasn’t having it. “A fairy should be named after a flower or a tree, or something in the natural world.”
“And a kid should learn to keep his mouth shut,” Frank snapped. And with that, he drew what had at first looked like a small sword hanging at his side. It turned out to be a droopy sort of wand.
“You like flowers? Be one,” Frank said. He waved his wand and said, “E-ma exel strel (click)haka!”
“That’s Vargran!” Jarrah said.
And Dietmar probably would have agreed except for the fact that his body had turned green and very thin. Tubular, one might even say. His arms flattened into graceful leaves. And his head formed first a tight, green bulb and then exploded outward as the petals of a magnificent-looking sunflower.
From the seedpod at the center, Dietmar’s two eyes stared in shock. Frank did not seem to have bothered to give him a mouth.
Mack was torn between terror—understandable—and a feeling of glee—also understandable but not really admirable.
Xiao’s eyes narrowed, and already blue scales were covering her body as she—
“Uh-uh-uh!” Frank warned, shaking his finger. “That would be a bad move, dragon girl. Your kind signed a treaty a long time ago. This is western dragon territory.”
Reluctantly Xiao melted back to purely human form.
“Now, can we talk business?” Frank asked.
“You have to change Dietmar back to normal,” Mack demanded, somewhat forcefully, almost as though he meant it.
“When we’re done talking business.”
“Okay, what business?”
Frank shot a coy look at his crew, who fluttered slightly, then settled toward the ground. The instant their bare toes touched the lush grass, their wings rolled up. Like rolling up a window shade. Just rolled up. Whap.
“We hear you’re looking for someone,” Frank said.
They were, in fact, looking for the Key. The Key to Vargran spells and curses. So far they’d found bits and pieces of Vargran, but now, as they neared the fateful confrontation to save the world from the Pale Queen, they needed more. A lot more. And the Key was … um … the key.
That’s right: the Key was the key.
The Key had two parts. The first had been given to them by Nott, Norse goddess of night. And if you believed Nott (and seriously, how could you not believe a mythical Norse goddess?), the second and final part of the Key had been buried with one William Blisterthöng MacGuffin.
“Maybe,” Mack said cautiously.
“No maybe about it, kid. You’ve been asking around about someone no one has seen in a long time. We have good sources.”
Mack glanced at his companions. Jarrah shrugged.
And Mack’s iPhone chimed with the tone it used to signal a message.
Mack ignored it, but it was an edgy sort of ignoring, like he was forcing himself to ignore it, which just made everyone uncomfortable, and finally Frank said, “Oh, just go ahead and get it.”
With an abashed smile, Mack pulled out his phone.
“Well? What is it?” Xiao asked impatiently.
Mack sighed. “It’s my golem. He’s refusing to shower in the boys’ locker room.”