The Arrangement

extremely open-minded female for

an exclusive, borderline sinful,

very unorthodox arrangement.

YOU

are the sexy, intelligent, down to

earth woman every guy always dreams of

finding. You’re fun, funny, and the

life of every party. You also have

a near-insatiable sex drive, and

absolutely love to be pampered.

WE are three (3) handsome, chiseled,

dedicated professionals — as well as

lifelong friends — looking to share,

love, protect, and spoil the hell out

of the same gorgeous woman.

LIVE-IN ARRANGEMENT ONLY

You must be prepared to reside here,

at our exclusive and beautiful Spanish

villa, where your every last need will

be well-taken care of.

GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL

ONLY NEED APPLY

Keep in mind the three of of us want a

girlfriend, as well as all the closeness,

companionship, and intimacy that comes

with having one. On our end there will be

NO jealousy, NO drama, NO bullshit.

Just three times the fun, excitement, romance,

(and yes, sex), of your horribly traditional

terribly boring 1-on-1 relationship.