Three Alpha Romeo

at our exclusive and beautiful Spanish

villa, where your every last need will

be well-taken care of.

GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL

ONLY NEED APPLY

Keep in mind the three of of us want a

girlfriend, as well as all the closeness,

companionship, and intimacy that comes

with having one. On our end there will be

NO jealousy, NO drama, NO bullshit.

Just three times the fun, excitement, romance,

(and yes, sex), of your horribly traditional

terribly boring 1-on-1 relationship.

WARNING:

YOU JUST MIGHT BE

SPOILED FOR LIFE

Beneath the ad was an email address, as well as more specific instructions on what to send when making contact.

“You can’t be serious,” I finally breathed.

It was incredible. Beyond incredible, really. Almost as if they were playing some stupid joke at my expense. And yet…

“Dead serious.”

And yet somehow I knew it was one hundred-percent not a joke.

I looked at up Nathan with all new eyes now. He still looked like the tan, blond, quintessential surfer-boy turned strapping beach-god by the paddle of puberty. Only now I saw him in all different ways. Ways that made my stomach do a sexy backflip.

“You don’t expect anyone to actually reply to this,” I laughed nervously. “Do you?”

“Of course we did.”

“Did?”

“It’s been running three days and we already have four different candidates lined up to meet us.”

His statement made my breath catch in my throat. I didn’t know if it was the shock of what they were doing, or the idea that someone would actually go for it. Much less four someones.

“This is why Chase blew you off,” said Nathan. “It wasn’t that he didn’t like you. It was more that he didn’t want to hurt you, because he can’t get involved right now. Not while the three of us are pursuing this.”

He pointed casually back at the screen. I looked at it again, still in complete disbelief.

“Who came up with this?” I asked.