“Thanks, baby doll. You deserve better than that clown.” I pinch her titty and twist.
“Oww!” She smacks my hand away and scowls at Cupid. His back is to us and the whore is on her knees.”
I have to walk past them to go down to the basement. When I get behind him I nudge him in the ass with the toe of my boot, making him deepthroat the whore. I laugh when she pulls away gagging, crying, “What the hell?”
“Asshole,” Cupid calls out and I flip him the bird as I go down the stairs to find those clothes.
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Fucking hell, this is torture. I’m at the drugstore buying feminine shit just in case. I don’t know what brand or size to buy. Who knew fucking tampons were so hard to shop for? I thought they were just simple. But nope. Fucking cardboard. Plastic. Scented. Unscented. Goddamn, it makes my head hurt. I grab a box of each, cause fuck this shit.
Shampoo. Razors. The list goes on. I make it to the counter to checkout and the clerk gives me a funny look.
“You’d have a hard time seeing without eyeballs. Didn’t your mother teach you it’s not nice to stare,” I growl, and he shrinks back, mumbling an apology. Fucker scrambles to bag up all this girly shit so I can get the hell out of dodge before anyone sees me. I still need to pick up a few groceries too. I’m not used to taking care of anyone but me.
When I get to the supermarket I feel like everyone is watching my every-goddamned-move. Like they never seen a mean son of a bitch shopping before. I push the buggy down the aisles just grabbing
random cans and boxes. She said she can cook.
I turn the corner and run smack dab into the biggest cunt I have ever met, Stephanie. Uno’s bitch.
“You cooking for an army?” She flips her hair over her shoulder and I snarl at her, causing her to shrink back.
“I don’t fuckin’ like you. No one fuckin’ likes you. We tolerate you. If it were up to me though, I would give you to the club to pass around and use you up like a cum dumpster then toss you out on your ass where you belong. That’s what I’d do. You probably don’t even like dick, do you?” I grab my crotch for emphasis.
“Jerk.” She flips her hair again and scurries down the aisle away from me. When she chances to look back at me, I make a V with my fingers and stick my tongue between them indicating what she really likes. Pussy. Though I can’t say I blame her. Pussy is one of the only things I have ever loved.
When I get back to my truck fucking Uno is calling me. “Did you just shake your dick at Steph?”
“Thought she should see how big a real cock is.”
I laugh as he curses. “Goddamn, brother, stop baiting her. I won’t get laid for a week because of you.”
“Why would I go and do that. It’s too damn fun seeing you take it in the ass. Does she give it to you hard and pull your hair?”
“Fuck you, Boogeyman. I got you. Wait and see.”
“Tick tock, motherfucker. I will be waiting.”
That sorry pussy won’t do shit.
I end the call and tuck my phone in my pocket.
Chapter Fifteen
—Shelly—
The sound of a door slamming shut outside wakes me from my nap. I hope this means that Charlie is back. Heavy footsteps thunder up the wooden stairs that lead to the front door. He steps through the doorway seconds later and flings a pair of flip flops in my direction.
“Slip these on and help me get this food in before it spoils,” he barks all gruff and sexy with his raspy voice.
I pick up the shoes and giggle, they are white with roosters printed on them. Of all the shoes he could gotten me this is what he picked?
“Interesting choice.” I grin and slip them on. I wiggle my toes and laugh at the fuzzy rooster heads that are garnishing the tops where the V goes between my toes.
“Isn’t every woman’s fantasy to be double cocked.” He shoots me a wink.
“Not all…” I trail off not wanting to confess my fantasy. He would probably think there is something seriously wrong with me if I told him what I desire.