“Hi, Margaret,” he said.
“Hi, Dippy,” I gasped.
“What you doing?” he asked.
“Digging.”
“For what?”
“I got a Screaming Lady in the ground and I’m digging for her,” I said.
“I don’t hear no screaming,” said Dippy.
“You sit down and wait awhile and you’ll hear her scream yet. Or better still, help me dig.”
“I don’t dig unless I hear a scream,” he said.
We waited.
“Listen!” I cried. “Did you hear it?”
“Hey,” said Dippy, with slow appreciation, his eyes gleaming. “That’s okay. Do it again.”
“Do what again?”
“The scream.”
“We got to wait,” I said, puzzled.
“Do it again,” he insisted, shaking my arm. “Go on.” He dug in his pocket for a brown aggie. “Here.” He shoved it at me. “I’ll give you this marble if you do it again.”
A scream came out of the ground.
“Hot dog!” said Dippy. “Teach me to do it!” He danced around as if I was a miracle.
“I don’t…” I started to say.
“Did you get the Throw-Your-Voice book for a dime from that Magic Company in Dallas, Texas?” cried Dippy. “You got one of those tin ventriloquist contraptions in your mouth?”
“Y-yes,” I lied, for I wanted him to help. “If you’ll help dig, I’ll tell you about it later.”
“Swell,” he said. “Give me a shovel.”
We both dug together, and from time to time the woman screamed.
“Boy,” said Dippy. “You’d think she was right under foot. You’re wonderful, Maggie.” Then he said,“What’s her name?”
“Who?”
“The Screaming Woman. You must have a name for her.”
“Oh, sure.” I thought a moment. “Her name’s Wilma Schweiger and she’s a rich old woman, ninety-six years old, and she was buried by a man named Spike, who counterfeited ten-dollar bills.”
“Yes, sir,” said Dippy.
“And there’s hidden treasure buried with her, and I, I’m a grave robber come to dig her out and get it,” I gasped, digging excitedly.
/> Dippy made his eyes Oriental and mysterious. “Can I be a grave robber, too?” He had a better idea. “Let’s pretend it’s the Princess Ommanatra, an Egyptian queen, covered with diamonds!”