“And this affects you how?”
“You humiliated me when you found out I lied to you.”
“I apologize.”
“Don’t.” She shook her head. “You made me cry because you told me that I was a liar for hiding the truth and pretending to be someone I wasn’t.”
“I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be the only person to classify you as a liar after what you did.”
“Yet, every day that I f**k you, every night that I talk to you on the phone, I’m no closer to getting to know anything about you.” There was concern in her eyes. “It’s always me talking about me, or you talking about abstract things that make up a blurry picture.”
“It doesn’t matter. I told you that I—”
“That you’ve never lied to me,” she said. “I believe that, and for a moment I thought that you were always completely honest with me, but when I look back, you’re only honest about what you want to talk about. Hence, the random appearance of Mrs. Hamilton, and—”
“I’ve told you about that already.” I grabbed her hand and pulled her close to me. “So, I’m not going to waste my time rehashing shit I’ve already gone over with you.”
“Just...”
“Look.” I pressed my finger against her lips. “You’re the only woman I’ve f**ked regularly in six years.”
“Am I supposed to be proud of that?”
I pulled her into my lap. “You’re the only woman—only person actually, that I talk to outside of my hours at this office, the only woman I’ve ever f**ked over the phone, the only woman who’s been in my car, and the only woman who’s lied to me and still gotten me to stay...”
She sighed, staring back at me.
“Now,” I said, “if you don’t mind, I’m going to f**k you in this chair. And when we’re done I’ll kindly show you how to research someone the right way, because contrary to what you think, my client does have a background.”
“No, I double checked everything and I—”
I pressed my lips against hers. “After I f**k you.”
Consent (n.):
A voluntary agreement to another’s proposition.
Aubrey
Subject: New York /Your Panties
For the record, I did go to law school in NYC. I was the valedictorian of my class.
—Andrew
PS—If you stash one more pair of your wet panties/“For your fetish” notes in my desk drawer, I’m going to assume that you do want me to sleep with your pu**y over my face. My tongue has been aching to do that since I first “met” you so there’s no need for unnecessary hints...
“Aubrey?” My mother’s voice took the smile right off of my face. “Aubrey, were you listening to your father just now?”
“No, I’m sorry.” I sighed, dreading that I was still sitting at a dinner with them.
They’d called me the second my rehearsal was over and demanded that I drive home so we could all ride to our “favorite” restaurant together. It was where all their country club friends ate regularly, and I knew they just wanted to come here to assert our seemingly perfect family image.
“Are you listening now?” My father raised his eyebrow.
“Yes...”