Thick

When we get to the aisle with baby stuff, I stop the cart and stare down it. “Um, I guess you don’t need anything on this one?” I make it sound like a question and she shakes her head.

“I’d love to have kids one day.”

“Me too,” I say, and she smiles brightly. Her smile could light up the night sky and I love that it’s because of me.

When she has to stop for toothpaste, it happens to be right beside a row of condoms. Suddenly I notice that there are shelves and shelves of them and they’re practically screaming at me. I tried to put one on when I was younger just to see what it felt like, but it ripped as I was trying to get it on my hard cock. It was the biggest size they made, but it was a two pack. The second one I got on without tearing, but it only rolled halfway down my length.

I glance over at Teeny, who’s looking at the condoms, too. I look down her body and think about my big cock trying to fit inside her. It would be impossible. They don’t make condoms for Bigfoot, so it’s not like I could even do it if I wanted to.

“Do you, um, need anything else?” she asks as she looks up at me and then back to the condoms.

I guess I have been standing here staring at them for a while, but I just shake my head. “Do you?”

She looks at the boxes again and then back at me. Her eyes travel down my chest and stomach to between my legs and I watch as she licks her lips and then looks away. “Not yet.”

My cock swells again and I push the cart ahead to hide it from her. I don’t have anything to cover it up right now, so I just breathe and think about my great aunt Myrtle in a bikini.

I go up to the checkout lane and start to deposit all the stuff on the belt. The girl cashier gasps when she sees me but doesn’t say anything. She starts scanning stuff and Teeny tells me she forgot something and runs back to get it. Before she can get back, the cashier finishes and I pay for Teeny’s stuff.

“Oh gosh, Bull, I’m so sorry. Here, let me give you some cash.” She digs in her purse and I put my hand on top of hers to stop her.

“My treat,” I say and she smiles up at me brightly.

“You really are a big teddy bear,” she says, and I hear the cashier snort.

I look up and she ducks her head as she scans the paper plates Teeny forgot to get the first time. I glance at Teeny and she’s giving a death stare at the girl as she hands over her money. I don’t know why but it warms my chest even though I hate she witnessed that.

Once Teeny has paid for her stuff, I grab the bags from the cart and step outside with them in my hands.

“Let me help you carry something,” she says and I raise an eyebrow at her.

“I think I can manage,” I say, and she laughs.

“I know, but I don’t want you to feel like you have to.”

I start to say something in response, but before I can a guy walks into me and pushes me off balance. I have all the bags in my hands and before I can right myself I swing around and knock the guy to the ground. It was an accident, but as soon as he falls he starts cursing and making a scene.

“Watch where you’re going, you sasquatch-looking motherfucker,” he says as he looks down at his cracked cell phone. “You owe me a phone, asshole.”

“You should watch where you’re going instead of looking at your phone!” Teeny shouts, coming to my defense.

Normally guys like him don’t say a word to someone my size, but there’s a crowd outside the store and people are watching. This is what I hate most and now all eyes are on me. I have to make this stop so I can get Teeny out of here.

“Sorry about that,” I say as I reach into my pocket and grab a business card. “Just call that and I’ll take care of it.”

“Yeah right.” The guy says as he gets up off the ground with his smashed phone. “You expect me to believe that, Sloth?”

I’ve been called worse by lesser men but I can’t get in a fight right now. I could put this guy ten feet underground, but there are too many witnesses and most importantly Teeny is right here with me. I decide to try and keep cool and handle this the best I can. I put down some of the bags and then take out my wallet.