“Mr. Abbott, could you stay a moment longer?”
Archie Abbott approached the stage.
Henry Young, tall and rangy as a stork—a powerful stork—stood in front of the stylish Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde set. One eye was twitching with anxiety. A role had opened up when a Jekyll and Hyde actor was lured back to New York to read for a new play by Paul Armstrong—the toast of the town for his Jimmy Valentine and glad to do Joseph Van Dorn a favor. The stage manager needed a replacement desperately or he would be going on himself.
“More than only a moment, I hope,” Abbott said, with a professional smile that projected cheerful confidence in his talent, sober habits, and a willingness to work hard.
“Mr. Abbott, I remember you from some years back, do I not?”
“You have an astonishing memory, sir. It was back in aught two. I read for you for a road tour of Mr. Belasco’s The Heart of Maryland.”
“The Midwestern spring tour, I believe it was.”
“I didn’t get the part.”
“You were too young. As you might be, I fear, for this role. Keep in mind that Mr. Pool has been Mr. Hyde’s butler for over twenty years.”
“As much as it pains me to say it, sir,” said Archie Abbott, “I sincerely believe I can play a man in his fifties.”
“I have other reservations.”
“May I hear them,” asked Archie Abbott, “that I might put them to rest?”
“The way you just ‘elocuted’ that statement is my next reservation. You do call up the impression of being to a high manner born. Will we be asking too much of the audience to believe that you are a butler?”
“The best butlers I know can more easily pass for a gentleman than most so-called gentlemen. Granted, some in the audience may not know from personal experience that a gentleman’s butler is expected to bring a cool head and a keen eye to his tasks, but all will appreciate his positive attitude.”
When Henry Young still looked dubious, Abbott promised, “But I have no doubt I can give the impression of servility.”
The stage manager remained silent.
Abbott decided this conversation would have ended already if he weren’t a serious contender for the part. “You mentioned other reservations, sir?”
“I find it difficult to believe that you really want the part.”
“I want it very much, sir. I need this job.”
“But,” the stage manager said, “I’ve heard that you married well.”
“An heiress,” said Abbott.
“Extremely well.”
“A lovely heiress,” said Abbott. “Kind, generous, intelligent, extraordinarily beautiful, and destined to inherit many railroads from a doting father, who is an old man with a weak heart.”
“Then why do you want a small role in a play that is leaving godforsaken Cincinnati for ever more godforsaken points west?”
“She came to her senses.”
“The girls in the Jimmy Valentine company told me that Mr. Vietor claims he entered boarding school in Bedford in 1888,” Helen Mills reported to Isaac Bell.
“Bedford’s seventy miles north of London. Hour and a half on the train.”
“The trouble is, Mr. Bell, Vietor says he was twelve at the time.”
“Twelve?”
“He was still in school in ’ninety-one, age fifteen. Which would make him thirty-five today. Not in his forties.”