The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland and Cut the Moon in Two (Fairyland 3) - Page 12

“Out?” hooted the Blue Wind, laughing. Her laugh sounded like icicles breaking all in a row. “Why would we want to get out? This is my favorite vacation destination! The most splendid spot in all of Fairyland! The balmy beaches! The luxurious yurts! The mashed-rice cocktails! How I have longed to lay out on the slopes of Mount Chiaroscuro and Moon-tan!”

The Blue Wind hopped up on the seat, hardly able to contain herself. In one grand sweep of her arms, all of her lovely warm clothes vanished: her ice skates, her brocade coat, her spiked cap. She now wore a spangled cerulean bathing costume and a pair of large silver sunglasses—which September supposed were called moonglasses, if the Blue Wind meant to Moon-tan while wearing them. The Blue Wind flashed a dazzling robin’s-egg smile.

“That’s better! Your bauble whisked you to a dreamy, exclusive spot, September! Ever so much better than a nasty old beach lousy with witches.” The Blue Wind flicked the silver Moon still hanging from Aroostook’s mirror. It rocked back and forth listlessly. Whatever it had done, it had done it and would now like very much to be left alone.

A lump of sugar-ice rocketed out of the sea below and landed in September’s lap with a hard crackle and thump. September thought the witches were rather brilliant, and how she would have liked to have seen the wairwulf again, and tell him how she’d got on in the capital. She opened her mouth to say so—and could only cough in a cloud of stormsugar.

“Oh, VERY WELL! No one appreciates a good squall anymore.” The Blue Wind turned up her face to the sky. “Shut it!” she hollered.

And the sky did.

The snow laid down on the ground like an obedient dog. The wind went suddenly, utterly silent. The cold fire sea still crashed and pounded below, but it only made a distant, hushing sound like radio-static. The Model A rounded a rill and rolled out onto the wide, flat table of the summit, a glassy dark shard of land mounded up with sweet, crystalline slush on all sides. September pushed her driving goggles up onto the black Criminal’s cap like an aviator. They had fogged and frozen so quickly she’d hardly been able to see until now—and now that she could, two extraordinary things showed themselves immediately.

The first extraordinary thing was this: Without any warning at all, without any reason at all, the steering wheel of the Model A—of Aroostook—had turned into a bright green sunflower. The petals felt hard and sturdy under September’s hands. The green of them shone with oily swoops of purple. Aroostook’s body was no different than it had always been. The same peeling dark paint, the same cracked headlamps, the same piebald tires. Even the same half-deflated squeeze bulb of the horn still sported its pink rubber patch. It all still smelled of gasoline and rust. But inside, the green flower of the steering wheel glinted undeniably as it caught the light of the second extraordinary thing.

A great road ran up out of the mountain. It began on the summit, its passage flanked by two silver streetlamps as tall as elm trees. On either side curled bony rails like briars, canted and corkscrewed at strange angles. Here and there on the bone briars, clusters of cool green berries bobbed and swung, glowing as brightly as lightbulbs. It ran so far and so high September got dizzy just trying to follow it—for the road did not run straight, either, but looped and spiraled and doubled back on itself, a long snarl of silk yarn thrown up into the sky. Ice glittered on the rails and the long lanes—and so did moonlight. For the road led far and high indeed, all the way up to the Moon, which hung above them in the sky, distant and beautiful, a giant crescent the size of a world. The last of the puffins bounced up out of the backseat and rose to meet the Moon, honking softly all the way.

“What happened to Aroostook?” September stared at the improbable sunflower which should not, should not be there. Of course all manner of improbable things happened in Fairyland, but September herself had never changed. Her clothes stayed the same, her face, her hair, her shoes, whether she came wearing one or two.

This was different.

If September knew anything, she knew what happened to you when you jumped or ran or swam or fell or flew into Fairyland. She and the girl who had crawled out of the kitchen window two years ago were one and the same, that was certain. Yet she could not explain the sunflower. She felt her own skin with her hands; she seemed quite herself. Her essential September-ness had not turned into a strange flower.

The Blue Wind ignored her quiet distress. She had somehow pulled a spyglass out of her bathing costume. It glittered, hollowed out of an icicle. Through it, she peered up at the road to the Moon. September followed that icy gaze with her own naked eye. She remembered what her friend Taiga, the reindeer-girl, had said in the glass forest: that the Moon was a rich and fertile place where all manner of folk lived. The road to the Moon dazzled her eyes and all the rest of her, too.

The last time she’d come to Fairyland, she had seen trouble right away and no mistaking. From the moment her foot landed everything was wrong and required mending. And in that glass forest, the wrongness came from her own fault and by her own hand. Until this moment September had not realized how wound up her heart had got, how prepared she had been to see some other wretched consequence of her adventure come to bite her in the dark. But she was simply here, and could go somewhere, see something marvelous. She could spin around three times and dash off in whatever direction she faced, if she wanted to! And deliver the long, tooth-colored box, yes. But that was quickly done and quickly forgotten. Hand it off and find A-Through-L and Saturday and then—Anything Magic. Possible Magic. And how many other sorts she could not think of right now, in the delicious moment when it was all still in front of her and not in the midst nor behind. Boomer was wrong. What gladness dwelt in prepositions!

September drank in the starry sky with a longing and a tugging and a sigh. All the way up, to that enormous crescent in the black.

“You can see the prongs of Almanack from here. And the Sea of Restlessness all couched in dragonfly beaches! I shall have to remember to make off with a few of those marvelous cabanas come my next Moon twister.” She retracted her icy spyglass with a snap. “Well,” the Blue Wind said cheerfully, “that’s me then!”

“You’re not coming?”

When the Green Wind had taken September away, he had not been allowed to come with her. The Marquess had banned Harsh Airs from Fairyland. But no longer—the ban had vanished with the old regime. September had planned to ask the Blue Wind along. One does so like to be asked, she’d said. September wanted to be the kind of girl that would invite her, even if the Wind had been nasty to her and she still felt sore on it. The best way to be the kind of girl you want to be is to do what that girl would do. Truth

fully, September had been looking forward to showing off how gallant and gracious she could be.

“I’m very busy,” sneered the Wind, who wore a sneer beautifully, dashingly, better than September ever could. She tossed her long blue hair as if it mattered not at all. “I’ve baskets of hail to deliver to Broceliande and a truly spectacular bout of thunder-snow overdue in Maine. And you! You’ve got work to do, my little postal service! You be sure to go straight to Almanack, now. No dawdling or stopping for strawberries on the side of the road. You’re on the clock.”

“But I don’t know how to get there!”

“Look, you sour gimlet of a girl. I think I’ve done more than my part. I don’t know why the other Winds make such a to-do over this hauling-off business. It seems very unsatisfying to me. And if it’s unsatisfying at the start, it’s sure to be unsatisfying at the stop. I don’t think we’d be the best of traveling companions, anyhow. I am certainly intrepid and splendid and sordid and strong; I can see why you’d want me! But I’m afraid I’ve left the kettle on or whatever it is people say when they’re bored.” The Blue Wind pushed her moonglasses up onto her head and winked one dazzling dark eye. “And while they do make a smashing cocktail, the Moon really is awfully provincial if you ask me, but you didn’t, so I do hope you all fall off of it. Ta!”

The Blue Wind put her fingers in her mouth and whistled as high and sharp as metal tearing. A great puffin, bigger than any of the others but encased in the icy, thorny Spanish armor, soared into view. The black comet of his body hurtled down to the Wind’s side. She gave a little pirouette on the ice of the summit, leapt into the air, turned a double flip, and landed on the puffin’s back. In half a moment they had become no more than another blue star against the black.

CHAPTER VII

THE ROAD TO THE MOON

In Which September Suffers the Following: An Ascent into the Heavens, the Attentions of a Somewhat Surly Otter, a Lack of Fuel, and a Sudden Earthquake Which Is Not an Earthquake

Ice ground like glass under Aroostook’s wheels. September felt sure they would spring a flat at any moment, but somehow the Model A soldiered on. The long, blue-white highway soared up ahead of them, arching and falling, a diamond roller coaster tick-tick-ticking up into the night. Soft shadows flickered on the corkscrewing rails.

The road to the Moon ran on quietly except for September and Aroostook. The Model A made her old, familiar, frightful noises. She wasn’t about to stop now, just because she had sprung a sunflower. After a little while, September began to see creatures traveling in the other direction, back down to Fairyland proper. Which, she supposed, was Fairyland-Below from where she stood now. A motley troupe clattered by in a covered wagon—but the cover was all of stained glass and the wagon floated in the air on a thatch of ragwort stalks puffing green pollen behind it. September thought she saw a witch with her face pressed to the glass. At least the face behind the ruby-colored pane wore a great pointy leather hat with a buckle on it. An enormous, upside-down paper umbrella drifted by, pasted together from the funny pages of some very expensive newspaper, for ever so many more than four colors gleamed on the umbrella tines. A family of bright red raccoons peered out from the bowl of the umbrella, their striped tails quite on fire and quivering like rattlesnakes. The papers did not seem to be any worse for it. They must have brought along drums on their journey, for September could hear a wobbling beat grow nearer and then pass them by as the umbrella slipped down the slope of the road, eight pairs of bandit eyes regarding her suspiciously.

But for long, luxurious stretches, September had the road to herself. The giant crescent Moon sailed closer steadily but slowly, for it is a very long way from earth to the Moon. She looked nervously backward at the long, white box in the backseat. What could be in it? How she would have loved to crack that carved lid and look inside! But it was locked good and tight. She had brought parcels from one farm to another so many times. Aroostook’s seats were quite accustomed to boxes and baskets and barrels. And though she knew she oughtn’t, she always peeked inside. Just pulled up a bit of the paper so she could see what Mrs. Tucker had ordered from Sears and Roebuck. Perhaps, if everyone meant to call her a Criminal, she ought to learn to pick a lock. September was reaching back to see if she could work her fingers under the ivory corner of the box when a clatter of bells and moaning startled her out of it—a Spriggan in a sturdy suit of blue clovers was driving his cow herd down the road from the Moon. The cows’ hides shone clear as glass—and inside, September saw moonshine stills bubbling away where their guts ought to be. The cattle lowed, begging for milking. The Spriggan touched the side of his long, skinny nose in greeting as Aroostook stopped to let them pass.

“I should have thought there would be a fearsome traffic jam all the way there and back!” exclaimed September. The hard green sunflower of Aroostook’s steering wheel turned gently under her hands, keeping them in their glowing lane. She patted the dash, talking to the car as she often had. But now she felt as though she ought to wait for an answer, which was out of the question, of course. She hurried on. “Who would not want to visit the Moon? I believe if anyone back home had a choice between California and the Moon for visiting, they would choose the Moon every time!”

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