“You need to wear that skirt you have from Forever 21,” I tell her. “The one that looks totally sweet and slutty.”
“Uhm, no,” Ashley says to me. “I don't wanna look like a slut in my first mont
h to get some guy. Besides you borrowed it and never gave it back.”
Oh right. I totally forgot that. I borrowed it to go to a Yankees game with Derek. He owns a skybox and I remember wearing that skirt. It was great because he was able to lift it up in our skybox (it was just us) and fuck me so hard during the 7th Inning Stretch.
I’m smiling at the memory, getting so hot that I reach over to get a drink.
Ashley sees me.
“Oh. My. God. Babe, get the fuck out!” she says to me and I see her eyes widen.
Oh, yeah, I may have forgot to tell you Derek proposed to me on Saturday.
I promise, it’s not like I was hiding it from you or anything. I swear!
It’s just that I got promoted today also! It’s been like a really intense week and it’s only Wednesday.
“Get out!” Ashley says. “How did you not tell me?”
I decide that I really should have told Ashley, but when you’re getting proposed to on the top of the Empire State Building and…
“Tell me all about it, babe,” Ashley says and her eyes narrow. “Now!”
I smile.
She’s so sweet when she’s insistent.
But hey, fuck it. I’m a VP now. I guess I can take a whole hour and talk about how I got proposed to.
“So ya, we totally woke up and he took me to this amazing romantic brunch at the Boathouse in Central Park,” I say.
“Oh my God, I love the Boathouse,” she jumps in.
We both take a bite of our pizza and I look out the window. People walk to and fro.
I smile and realize that Ashley is right in a way.
Life can’t get better than this.
I can’t wait to see what else is to cum.
The Biggest Licker
Description
Move over Thursday Night Football. It's time to crown The Biggest Licker.
So you think you can dance? You think you got talent? Well, there's a new title in TV Land.
It's called The Biggest Licker.
The show is simple. Put 7 virgins in the same house with 7 eligible, lip smacking, red-hot, billionaires looking to seduce them. If a billionaire conquers a virgin she gets kicked out and he chooses one of the other billionaires to leave the house as well. Whoever lasts till the end gets the prize - $2 billion dollars and a dream apartment in the heart of New York City.
Sound fun? Well it was until this season.
All of a sudden, because of an immunity challenge, we have Tristan and me as the last two billionaires chasing after one lone virgin.