Chase: Right! We have so much to cover. Like how Nadia and I are just fucking now.
Nadia: Riiight. Yes, way to spill the beans to the whole country, Chase. My friends don’t even know yet.
Chase: Well, I’m proud of it. I love smacking that ass as I pump you from the back and you make those moaning sounds.
Nadia: And I love how your cock stretches me open, but you don’t see me talking about it while we have jobs to do.
Chase: Right. The audience. Hey audience. Sorry about that! Just I can’t get my head around how such a hot woman like Nadia would have, you know, sex with me.
Nadia: Awww, okay I forgive you. But first, audience, Chase and I might be bumping uglies, but did you catch what Megan was doing with both Tristan and Madden?
Chase: There was a couple times there I thought wow they were about to go all the way. We were watching it at a bar and—
Nadia: Oooh, Chase, you can’t mention alcohol on television. We could get fined, babe.
Chase: Oops. Sorry. Well, we were watching all together I mean when Megan was getting eaten out by Tristan and I swear to God, I was thinking that she was going to go all the way.
Nadia: But she didn’t! Homegirl is holding out. That means there’s a very, very strong chance that she may make it to the end. And then she has to declare to the country who her one true love out of Madden and Tristan is.
Chase: They then get the title of Biggest Licker. But who do you think it could be?
Nadia: I’ll tell you this. No matter
what the show’s people say about some places cameras not covering, don’t believe it. Cameras are everywhere. And from everything I’ve seen of the almost-sex, I think Madden has a pretty good shot of getting the One True Love rose at the end of the show.
Chase: I don’t know. I think Tristan probably has this locked down.
Nadia: To those of you out there who love Biggest Licker and watch it on the computer at work and during the day and have the merchandise, we are also now offering limited edition DVDs of what America is calling “The Date”.
Chase: The best part is the sex.
Nadia: Right. You can view the sexcapades in multiple angles and zoom into various parts for better clarity and maximum viewing pleasure. All this is captured in high definition to provide you the best experience possible.
Chase: Exactly what you need to get all hot and bothered till the next episode of…
Voiceover: Biggest Licker!!!!!
19
Megan
By ten the next morning, we’re all back on the private jet, flying back to New York City and the Biggest Licker house. I can’t believe my dates with Tristan and Madden are already over.
In spite of the fact that I’m no clearer on how I feel than I was last night, I think it might have been the best twenty-four hours of my life.
Maya looks over at me from the seat across the plane where she’s sipping a mimosa. She frowns and furrows her brow, mouthing, what’s wrong. I realize I’m frowning, too, and I try to smile. After all, what do I have to be upset about, really? I’m on a fucking private jet with two of the world’s sexiest billionaires, inching closer to a luxury apartment and cash prize with every second that passes.
I lean back, sipping my own mimosa, and glance to either side of me. Tristan and Madden are flanking me on the loveseat. It’s kind of a tight squeeze, but now that the individual dates are over neither is willing to leave my side.
It’s almost comical. Who wouldn’t love to be in my shoes right now?
Tristan takes my mimosa and refills it, handing it back with a smile.
“Maybe you should ask her first, dude, before you give her another,” Madden growls, a scowl on his face. “You trying to get her drunk first thing in the morning?”
My eyebrows fly up, and I rest a hand on his thigh. “I did want another.” Then, to Tristan: “Thank you.” I smile at both men, but now Tristan is scowling just as hard at Madden.
“What the fuck, man? I was just being a gentleman. Something you obviously don’t have the first clue about.” His jaw ticks, and I want to touch him, to let him know it’s fine.