Oh, speaking of which, yesterday to the guy that was here, I was like "Yeah, fuck me, Daddy," and he got so weirded out. I mean, he still finished but he was like Jesus what is it with you. So I showed him like the Top 1000 books on Amazon and he was like uhmm, ok wow. Then we had sex again and he was about to fall asleep but I wanted him to leave, so I wrapped myself around him and said "You fuck me so good, Daddy" and he basically left. So I found a good way to get rid of guys! Yay!!
Love and kisses and lots of hugs!
Alexis
So Sore! 3/16/2017
I'm sore from exercise. And by exercise I mean a boot camp program I started!
Seriously, get your mind outta the gutter lol! Although I was telling Jillian Quinn how sore I am and she was like from a booty call? And I was like no from boot camp? And she was like, not from sex? Sex is exercise, right?
And I just shook my head to myself because I am so sore I can barely think. Like I'm so sore that it took me this long to even send out my email. All I wanna do is fall asleep. And wake up in like a year.
So this is the first day of this boot camp thing and it's something I did after Hawaii because I knew after all the eating and drinking I was gonna be doing there I would need to lose 5 pounds fast. Especially since summer is coming. And summer means you gotta be bikini ready. Seriously this summer I need to live at the beach.
So Men of the House is coming to you - a collaboration between me and Lana Hartley - and we're writing as Abby Angel. You already saw the chapter and gave me your feedback - it was soooo helpful and it's coming to ARC this Sunday! Releasing this Monday.
Which is about the same time that Kendall Vs. Twins comes out with Savannah May. So much smut cumming your way. How will you keep your head above all this filth? Oh that's right, we like to wallow in it, like bad lil' slutty angels, don't we?
Oh, that reminds me. I got an email yesterday from someone! Here, lemme show you!
So then I was polite. I was like, oh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to unsubscribe you? And they were polite too - and were all like yes please.
But I asked the last question - like why do you not like me? Why do you hate me so much?
And no answer. Like why the fuck did you sign up for my newsletter?
Did you think I was some sweet woman who subscribed to the whole man is my anchor I can't live without a fucking husband ideology?
What?
Do I offend them with my whole rant about pussy first?
Do they get fucking offended by my "unladylike" way of fucking talking?
Well, fuck that. Remember my two words? To the haters?
Fuck off.
Haha, yep. First hate mail. And I finally got to say fuck off to someone.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Morning Cock 3/20/2017
We're waiting for Mona Cox to go live, in the meantime, here is what is going on!
Not much. You know how much I hate Mondays. I went to this guys house last night but I was so tired from 3 parties on Facebook and ARCs I just fell asleep.
I mean, I woke up in the morning and made up for it, don't get me wrong. But then my friend texted me as I was jerking the guy and I stopped. I mean I was still asleep but you know when you're asleep and you wake yourself up on a cock? It was an okay cock. Maybe 8 inches. Nothing to write home about, but nothing that makes you go ew.
That's how much I love my readers who text me. Or how much I'm just whatever about this guy, I was like oh hey ya lets chat.
So this guy has blue balls. It's okay. I'll take care of it tonight. I have a surprise planned. After writing my Mona Cox I'm going to buy some La Perla today. And then I'm gonna do some sexy sexy seducing for this guy otherwise his ego will never recover.
Sex Haze! 3/23/2017