Amanda: …..
Alexis: OMG!! I’m so excited at this job!
Amanda: <3
This convo never happened, but I swear sometimes when I deal with a sweetie like Amanda and I’m like all googley-eyed its what she probably feels like, lol. I love her so much and look up to her.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Broken Promises
Sorry about forgetting the excerpt!!
That’s right. I promised you an excerpt and I left you with a freebie.
That’s like taking you to the bring of being about to cum and then just pulling back to check your phone and go on Facebook because you had notifications like “We’re All Going to A Facebook Wedding. Type the first letter of the person and no cheating” and you end up getting tagged on a post where you’re marrying your PA and your entire stream team is like either spilling their drink or falling asleep at the wedding.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, just continue shaking your head and don’t worry. Long story short I was supposed to send an excerpt for DILF this morning but I was rushing out the door because I had dance class. Remember, this is like the same dance class I was coming back from the other day on the San Rafael bridge when I got picked up by Freeway (literally picked up on the freeway) hence his name is Freeway!
Anyways, so nothing like that happened to me this time but I realized I forgot the excerpt so it’s below. But I was thinking about how Freeway was cool and a lot of you are like hey this guy is classy as fuck but oh my God, I was listening to I HEART Radio as I was driving and John Tesh came on with Intelligence For Your Life.
And he was like the moment you start dating someone you feel like it’s love at first sight, but you need to give at least eight weeks before you get really serious. Because abusive or mean people usually hide their true nature and by eight weeks they’re usually a lot more open and you can tell. Also we have chemicals in our brain that make us really happy and we can’t see a lot of the bad stuff about a person because the chemicals make us happy so somehow love is blind.
So I got a few weeks left for both WineBar and Freeway and who knows who I see till then – because this week is gonna be pretty active. I have some drinks with ex-work colleagues on Tuesday. Then CrossFit and dinner with my BFF on Wednesday and the a buncha us are having dinner on Thursday and then Friday a big gaggle of us girls are going clubbing. That means maybe Freeway tomorrow night if we can coordinate our schedules, and maybe a booty call with WineBar after drinks on Tuesday but Wednesday, Thursday, Friday are gonna be busy. So I know both guys are gonna wanna have date night on Saturday. I dunno which one I should say yes to hmmm….
Any thoughts?
Ok, freebie and excerpt below ladies! Yaaaaaayy!!
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Kuta Cowboy
If you win both, you could probably buy yourself something pretty hot in an auction. Like the one time I went to Bali and got myself a Kuta Cowboy. Kuta is an area of Bali with beautiful beaches. And a Kuta Cowboy is basically a guy that trolls for women on the beach.
So I found one and he carried my bags all day, rubbed lotion on me when I laid out on the beach, gave me orgasms when I wanted, cooked me dinner, ate me out, like all the things a man should do. It was really fun and he was really sweet and with the exchange rate his "personal concierge services" which he advertised at were like very affordable.
And no, he did not stick it in me. I was like uh uh. Not even with like 4 condoms will I go that far. But a finger or tongue? Yeah for sure. I think the whole cost came out to about $250 for the whole week so thats why it was so cheap, but with the exchange rate in Bali that's a lot of money for the people there. Like basically this guy didn't work again for the next three months because he just hit the jackpot with me. To put it into perspective, the Indonesian Rupiah (their currency) vs. the US Dollar is like 12,000,000 Rupiah to 1 USD. That's right. 12 million.
So what's 250 times 12 million?
A whole hell of a lotta money. So I mean I still went to bars and got picked up by guys, but nothing like waking up to a man who picks you up from bed and deposits you into a marble bathtub while he bathes you in rose water. Yeah, after one day I was like no I can do it myself. But I did like him having breakfast ready for me and if I had a guy over the night before not being all jealous like WineBar.
Oh yeah, WineBar and Freeway. So there is stuff happening there. But I'll save it for the next NL. Because I really need to figure out what to do.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
The Alexis Angle
That's right. I invented a sex position!
Yup!. Last night, I came up with a new sex position. I call it the Alexis Angle. LOL. I love it and hope it takes off.