100 Days

I dunno. I called twice. No answer.

I need to get my mind off this. I’m meeting my friend who got me the Uber last night. We’re meeting for lunch in an hour. I plan on getting the full story then.

Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

Alexis

Cancun

Yeah, I'm going to Cancun for a few days...

So one of the things I forgot to mention yesterday because I was so hung over and mortified at what I had done at WineBar’s barbecue was that I’m going to Cancun!

That’s right! I’m flying tomorrow – it’s really kind of a spur of the moment crazy vaca because my sorority sister was like hey there are three of us going and you wanna get in on this and I was like uhmm, yes of course!

I mean, it won’t be completely like college. Like we each have our own room I think this time ( I hope). And we’re not slumming it this time.

But it gets me out of the embarrassment that I’m living with here. So I found out exactly what happened at the barbecue. Here are all the gory details below:

1I drank way too much alcohol. I missed wine, sangria, vodka, beer, and tequila together to create an unholy combo.

2I must have been nervous because people offered me drinks and I was taking them and apparently finishing them fast.

3I uhm…threw up. At the barbecue at WineBar’s. In a doghouse. That a dog lives in. L

4I apparently didn’t tell anyone because they only discovered the above later.

5I wanted to show WineBar my underwear so I flashed him my sexy white lace La Perla panties. As he was barbecuing.

6I made out with some girl someone invited that no one knows the name to. This was immediately before I showed all the guests my underwear.

7I went around and asked guys if they were packing 12 inches.

I’m dying of embarrassment. WineBar still hasn’t called back. I’ve called three times and left 3 texts and the last one I told him I’m going to be away till June 7th.

I’m gonna go and write and relax by the beach. Just hang out with my girlfriends and not think about guys for a while.

Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

Alexis

Bikini

There I was just minding my own business...

I mean I woke up this morning - slight hangover from last night. We were out till like 5 am. But we were like what better way to work off last night than go work out and then go lie out in the sun?

So I did an hour of the stairclimber (my body is like ugh but I know my butt will thank me later) and then we headed to the chairs next to the pool.

Oh and seriously, like 5 girls changing into bikinis takes like the longest time ever. I'm not saying anything, just that I was done and had my makeup on and everyhing and my hair was volumized and so I headed out earlier than everyone to go lay out.

So I was ready. Had my sunglasses on and my kindle. I'm reading Maggie Way's Entangle Me - its on Amazon, iBooks, B&N, and Kobo.

Anyways, the sun is hot and the book is hotter but I'm also tired so I nod off.

And somehow I jolt awake like 5 min right before I nod off thinking wait I need to put lotion on.

So I grab the lotion and that's when my eyes meet this guy.