Mom: What? I’m sure you like looking at men’s bodies. Especially if they have that V.
Alexis: Mother!
Mom: Makes you wonder what it leads to and how big a package they have.
Alexis: Mom!!!! STOP IT!
Mom: Oh grow up. I’ve been paying for your birth control pills since high school. I’m sure you know all about sex.
Alexis: (sulking) I just wish I was having more of it sometimes.
Mom: Oh. You and that Highway guy not working out?
Alexis: Freeway. And no. He sorta had some issues.
Mom: Like what?
Alexis: (takes a chance opening up to Mom, even though it might be awkward) Well, he uhm…liked wearing women’s underwear.
Mom: Yeah, but was he able to find your clit at least?
Alexis: (passes out from embarrassment)
I mean it just didn't stop. My mom asked to see what I had on my reading list, since I'm an "expert". I showed her what my smut sister Jess Bentley has been working on and stood there in embarrassment as she read the blurb. Then said she was off to go download it while my Dad was at golf.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Alexis
Sexting
Me So Horny...
Right, so it’s been a couple days at home, and I’m starting to do two things.
I’m reverting to a lil girl. Like going to sleep in my bedroom from high school. Waking up. Eating pancakes if my dad made some. Or cereal or fruit if he didn’t. Going to the same gym I used to when I was in high school. In some cases seeing the same people there I used to see. Dinner that’s home cooked freshly made every night. Eating as a family. Getting tucked in to bed at 10:30 pm. And then not being able to sleep so waking up and talking to Lana online and writing smut lol.
What else is happening? With no male member to please me, I’m getting very, very, very, VERY horny. My fingers and toys are working overtime trying to satisfy the desire to have WineBar inside of me.
And we’re talking a lot more. Like today he told me via text that he wants to do ungodly things to my body and make me black out as he does me. Which is so sweet. But makes me so ready for the real think. Then I’m trying to get him to sext but he’s like no. So like he doesn’t wanna sext. And his reason?
He only sexts with girls he’s exclusive with. Like that’s a criteria for him. He says it helps him differentiate between fun and serious relationships.
So what do you guys think? Is WineBar right in withholding nasty text messages from me until he’s sending them as my boyfriend?
Is WineBar making the right decision, waiting to be exclusive to withhold sexting from me??
No!!!
To each their own!
No! Go find some local dick!
Woman, don't this man go!
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Alexis