Chase: That’s right. In case you missed it because the network couldn’t air any more of The Biggest Licker last night, both billionaire contestants have now viewed mysterious surprise tablets delivered to their door.
Nadia: That’s right, Chase! We have positive confirmation that both Tristan and Madden have now seen Megan with the other man.
Chase: I mean, I gotta be honest. I can’t imagine what both men are going through. If I ever saw a video of you, Nadia, with another guy as he made you wet for him and then made you cum on his tongue before sticking his cock in your mouth…
Nadia: You’d be jealous?
Chase: Well…
Nadia: Hurt?
Chase: I’d be jealous sure, and upset….
Nadia: But?
Chase: Well, I’d also be sort of turned on…
Nadia: Oh. My. God. Because one of the things I totally have on my bucket list is to get fucked by two guys. Like maybe two big strong guys. Not some weak ass vegetarians—
Chase: You can’t make fun of vegetarians on television, Nadia. We might get fined!
Nadia: Oops. Right. Let’s just stay safe and talk about getting fucked by two cocks. This is broadcast television and kids are watching, so I should have known better. Sorry, audience!
Chase: Anyways, as we were saying, we have a major stage set for the two men to come to grips with each person’s attraction to Megan.
Nadia: Remember if Megan manages to hold out without giving up her virginity, she has to pick her One True Love as per the rules of the show.
Chase: The One True Love will share with Megan their lives together in addition to any prizes from the show. And hold the title of The Biggest Licker.
Nadia: Speaking of prizes, be sure to download the new app for Apple and Google smartphones to stay connected to The Biggest Licker while you’re on the go!
Chase: You can also buy The Biggest Licker branded merchandise on the app!
Nadia: Everything from lace thongs for you, golf clubs for him, and baby bibs for that lil’ bundle of joy that happened after watching our show 9 months ago!
Chase: Be sure to sign up for The Biggest Licker credit card, offered through Mastercard, and you could win double points on all qualifying purchases.
Nadia: That’s right! You can redeem points for vacation travel or other merchandise!
Chase: Operators in India are standing by to sell you as much of The Biggest Licker merchandise made in China as you want!!
Nadia: And when you’ve had your fill of all the rampant commercialism, make sure you make your way to the television set today, as we see what happens to Tristan and Madden as they compete for the ultimate prize. The quest to become…
Voiceover: THE BIGGEST LICKER!!!!!
Madden
My breath comes heavy. I grunt. I pant. I gasp.
Every punch to the bag is one more attempt to help me blow off some steam. Normally, coming down to the apartment’s gym is the perfect way to take out some extra energy. Whether it’s sexual, adrenaline or, like tonight, anger.
I can’t get the images of Megan and Tristan out of my mind, and it’s driving me insane. I literally feel myself coming unhinged as I lay into the punching bag, giving it everything I’ve got. Sweat drips down my bare chest and back as I pound out punch after angry punch.
I shouldn’t be this upset. Not logically. What did I expect they were going to do all day? Play Old Maid?
But the longer the video replays in my head, as if it’s permanently branded there, the more illogical I get. Tristan and I have gone after the same girl plenty of times. Just like we’ve always competed over everything.
This is different. None of the other girls mattered. It was more a question of keeping score with them. One for me, one for him. But this time? Megan fucking matters. A lot more than I realized.