Whoa, right? Lets take a step back and evaluate our life choices lol! No, fuck it. I was horny and I wanted to get fucked. I'll totally go one more step further. I wanted to get fucking defiled. Like cock ramming my pussy and making my head explode with the power of a thousand fucking suns, ya know?
So the guy comes over. And I'm like great, this is gonna be fun! It's already like 11:45 pm and I showered and shaved and even wore cute underwear and put on perfume and lipstick and was all set to be completely annihilated by his cock.
So at first he's got some okay moves. Not super, but you know, I can still deal. He's grabbing my ass and licking the nips okay I guess. I'm enjoying it sorta.
So I put my hand down his pants, and OH MY GOD.
That must be like a fucking 3 inch dick down there.
Now, I practice safe sex. I want all of you to know who are reading at home that safe sex is the only sex that I practice. I'm not looking to go have a secret baby.
But the only condoms I have are Magnums. Right. He might as well use them to carry his phone and shit because his cock is for sure not going to go in there.
So you're going to totally laugh when you hear what I ended up doing and what's happening now. But I can only continue tomorrow.
But you know, if you miss bei
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Alexis
3 Inches Continued 3/2/2017
That's right. His dick was 3 inches!!!
And no, he was not a grower. He wasn't even a shower.
I mean, I must have jerked it a few times and it got hard. Like it was sticking out like a pinky. I thought about putting it in my mouth too, but worried that I might accidentally lose it. I mean does it count as deep throating if you take the whole cock but the whole cock is 3 inches?
So....what's a girl to do? In the words of Isobel who replied back to me, I had just gotten dressed up to get jiggy and it turned out there wasn't much there to get jiggy with.
Right, so I asked the guy.
"UIhmm, can you get it bigger?"
Which is prolly not the best question to ask a guy when he's moaning to you, "Oh yeah baby I'm gonna pound you with my cock."
So his eyes go wide open and I'm like, "Is it hard?" which I figure is tons worse to say than "Is it in?"
The guy totally starts to stammer and stutter.
Now here's the crazy part. During the day, this guy is like alpha male big dog. He's like a Director at Credit Suisse which is a big Wall Street bank. He tries to act like all that. Yeah, I just basically cut his ego down with 3 words.
Literally ladies, you ever wanna exact vengeance on your guy use those three words if you want. But its the nuclear option, because they will never recover unless you help them.
So I helped him. I was like, "Well, lets get me off first, since you won't get me off with just fucking. And then, I dunno, I guess I could take two fingers and jerk you off."
Somehow he agreed to that. So he starts going down on. And guess what I start to do? I go on Facebook! So there I am, checking Facebook on my phone, my legs spread wide and this guy licking my pussy and I actually posted a few things in Dirty Lil' Angels. See if you can't guess what they are.
I had a PM convo on Facebook too with some Naughty Angels. And they said something that made me laugh.
And the guy looks up, and he's like "Are you still there?"
And I realized that this was going nowhere. So the guy started getting dressed as I just sat there ignoring him, on my phone. The worst part for him?