My business manager (the guy who makes sure to actually publish my books after I wrote them) just shakes his head when he listens to what I'm gonna pack, but you know what I say? Guys don't understand what it's like being a girl. 80 degrees and humid, and I can just spend the day wearing a bikini, because women are beautiful.
Sure guys are beautiful, but they've so fucked up their whole thinking that they can't really appreciate what another guy looks like. Not true for women. We are sisters! I can look at another woman and say easily, "oh, I love how that bra makes her boobs look bigger" or "she's got a cute butt".
Guys can't say, "oh look at his V" because they've made us all think that's weird. So let them shake their heads at me, I'll shake my ass at them and get them hard! And then they'll come towards me because their cocks will get bigger and I'll scooch back just a lil' and rub my ass on them, getting them even harder. Like, precum will be leaking.
Then I'll bat my eyes and say, sorry boys! I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend! And I'll give her a lick in front of them - making their eyes explode lol!
And that's how easy it is to manipulate men! Never let them get the upper hand on you, ladies!
Oh, and guess what? Mona Cox is live!!
Love and kisses and lots of hugs!
Alexis
Eruptions 3/7/2017
So I had the first of many eruptions in Hawaii so far lol!
So basically my day is broken down into 1) reading, 2) eating, 3) tanning on bach, 4) writing, 5) drinking, 6) getting fucked...
I know a lot of authors so I basically asked them before I left and said hey gimme new stuff to read. So they gave me the filthiiiiiest stuff and I sit there in a bikini reading and getting wet.
Then I go drink and get the sexual thoughts really running rampant so in the evening I'm primed and lubed to have just insane quantities of sex.
That's the plan.
So far yesterday I got to the condo and got boned. Didn't get much of a chance to do much else.
I'm posting some pics of Hawaii in Dirty Lil' Angels too - just because it's a closed group and stuff. You're welcome to come see them. I promise, no cum stains on anything - just pics to make you feel you were here.
One thing I realized too was that in the five hours coming to Hawaii how much I missed interacting with readers.
I'm sorry, but I'm just so fucking grateful for so many wonderful people who are around me. From my Dirty Lil' Angels, to my Naughty Angels, my ARC Angels, my Art Angels, and all my readers - I A bunch of you have been coming to me for advice on sex stuff, or about sex toys, or getting cute lingerie. I'm totally happy to help you give you advice to enjoy being a woman. I'm actually incredibly humbled and honored. Please don't ever feel shy or embarrassed or that I'd have better things to do.
Love and kisses and lots of hugs!
Alexis
Hawaii Sex 3/10/2017
I came so hard...
But then the guy wouldn't leave! I mean, he was great while he was hard, but then he got all soft and I'm sorry I have to go to the beach and do some writing. What's a girl to do?
I mean, I can't even throw out his clothes off my balcony because he was wearing only board shorts when he came out.
So I told him I could fall in love with him if I kept seeing him. And boy did that get him the hell outta my place.
Gotta love guys and their fear of commitment. Says the girl who doesn't want them around after the sex is done.
Have you ever wanted a guy gone after sex? What did you do to get him out? Tellll meeeeee! Who knows, I may end up putting it in a book!
Anyways, I have some recommendations and I'm going to announce the $25 winner for opening this email tomorrow!!!