Did you think I was some sweet woman who subscribed to the whole man is my anchor I can't live without a fucking husband ideology?
What?
Do I offend them with my whole rant about pussy first?
Do they get fucking offended by my "unladylike" way of fucking talking?
Well, fuck that. Remember my two words? To the haters?
Fuck off.
Haha, yep. First hate mail. And I finally got to say fuck off to someone.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Morning Cock 3/20/2017
We're waiting for Mona Cox to go live, in the meantime, here is what is going on!
Not much. You know how much I hate Mondays. I went to this guys house last night but I was so tired from 3 parties on Facebook and ARCs I just fell asleep.
I mean, I woke up in the morning and made up for it, don't get me wrong. But then my friend texted me as I was jerking the guy and I stopped. I mean I was still asleep but you know when you're asleep and you wake yourself up on a cock? It was an okay cock. Maybe 8 inches. Nothing to write home about, but nothing that makes you go ew.
That's how much I love my readers who text me. Or how much I'm just whatever about this guy, I was like oh hey ya lets chat.
So this guy has blue balls. It's okay. I'll take care of it tonight. I have a surprise planned. After writing my Mona Cox I'm going to buy some La Perla today. And then I'm gonna do some sexy sexy seducing for this guy otherwise his ego will never recover.
Sex Haze! 3/23/2017
I promise it's not a sex haze or anything!
I think it was the fact that I got back from vacation, released two books and went from Facebook party to Facebook party that I'm losing a grip on certain things.
And Cheryl, wow you gotta really admire my PA because she's putting most of the odds and ends together and keeping it from falling apart lol.
Like wanna take a peek back behind the curtain? Here is a normal day between me and Cheryl Maddox, my PA texting....
Cheryl: Good morning, Angel. ;) Did you sleep well?
Alexis: I'm so sleepy. Why you wake me so early?
Cheryl: It's 10 am, love. I've been up for 7 hours already.
Alexis: Ooooh. Is there man meat in DLA? I'm horny!
Cheryl: When are you not, dear? Did you pick winners yet for the Angel Game?
Alexis: No, I gotta do that. But lemme tell you about this guy that came over last night.
Cheryl: Smh. You need to pick winners and then go do your newsletter. And then you need to write.
Alexis: Ya, but this guy, his cock was like so freakin' big
Cheryl: Also you need to give me quotes from your book for teasers. And you need write.
Alexis: Ya, but babe, did you get any last night?