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But I was also thinking “I got 12 inches for you to put in your mouth.” OR…”My 12 inches is free”.

Or even, “The first inch is free. The other 11, that’s gonna cost you.”

I use these on teasers, on a variety of Facebook posts, or even ads. If you think of any good ones, lemme know – because I suck at taglines.

Oh! Stay tuned later on tomorrow for a special 12 inches giveaway! For $100!

I’m packing again too. Gonna head either to Canada (like British Columbia) or to Yosemite sometime end of April. Not sure and can’t decide? Where do you think I should go? In March I did the Hawaii, and that was amazing. But this is gonna be some writing too, and some getting out of the writing cave and stretching my legs. I’m bikini ready, so if there’s a beach or water nearby, I’ll be able to enjoy it.

We got a lot of releases coming up in April. Bad Brat, DILF, Woman of the House, Honor’s Outlaws, Virgin Market, and a bunch of Mona Cox books too!

Hold onto your panties! I’m about to take you for a ride ;)

Drunko 4/8/2017

One and a half bottles of wine...and an ebook later, I'm drunk, and in love with a book boyfriend lol

I'm never gonna find anyone in the dating game if I keep falling in love with book boyfriends.

But then again, when someone puts a tagline that says I go long, I go deep and I never go soft, how the hell can I refuse?

Teagan is a sweetheart and when she was like hey you wanna read I was like looking at the tagline and thinking, I should probably be writing tonight. But the guy on the cover was scrumptious and now it's like 4 am and I just finished and I'm all hot and bothered and I figure I'll call my friend. He was actually asleep but I texted twice. He didn't understand why I was calling so late (seriously when the booty call partners fall asleep, you've been staying up too late reading too long).

Anyways, I'm probably not gonna wake up in time tomorrow, so I'm just writing to tell you I'm okay. Don't worry, you'll hear from me in the afternoon, but if you wanna know why I'm gonna sleep in - this is why below lol.

Hugs and kisses and lots of love,

Alexis

100 bucks 4/9/2017

$100 in Amazon smutbux is a whole lotta O's...ya know?

Did that rhyme? LOL!

And, for the first time, even if you're not on Facebook, you can participate! Yay! I know some of you guys have been blowing up my mailbox saying oh no I don't trust FB so how do I get in on all your stuff that you do? So this way you totes get in and win some Amazon gift card maybe! The details are below.

Like, 100 bux can get you 100 novels that are priced at 99c. Like that's like having sex with 100 guys. Imagine what that's like just for a moment!

Like two hundred hands. 100 cocks. 100 tongues. Uhm, I'm a teeeeny tiny excited but also kinda scared hahaha.

Like, do they stand in line. Because this isn't like a menage or anything where you reach over and grab one guy's zipper and get him all excited while another guy is kissing you and stuff. And there is like no way you can have a happily ever after with 100 guys, unless you're like a Queen Bee or something. Ironically, one of my Naughty Angels calls me Queen Bee lol.

But, like I remember someone back in the day did like a gang bang on porn. It was like 300 guys or something. I think it was Jasmine St. Clair. I only know this because I remember I snuck upstairs to watch E! Online when they were playing the Howard Stern show. My parents wouldn't let me watch E! because I was too lil so obviously I would sneak watching it. That's the first time I ever found out what a gang bang was. I think I musta been really little because I don't think I even knew what sex was. Or maybe had a very small idea. I knew what love was. And that I was a princess. But I just didn't know how princesses were supposed to get bent over a desk and....okay anyways.

Wow I've gone off on a tangent here. I hope I don't bore you. I just put out the giveaway on Facebook so wanted to let you guys know!

Paying It Back

Sooo....I had a great time yesterday, but I got to thinking...

I have something I wanna say.

There have been a lot of authors who have come before me or who are way bigger than me that totally helped me when they had no reason to. Like they went out of their way to help me - either by swapping, giving advice, telling me things, or anything else. I have only a tiiiiiny bit of success through good luck, but no way I did this on my own. It was all the wonderful authors.

But what did I do to repay them thus far?

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