But honestly, some of your suggestions were so helpful.
So here is what I did. I texted both just maybe ten minutes ago! Saying, “hey, thanks for the flowers. Were they from you?”
Whoever sent it will get a very special treat from my mouth and other parts of me tonight. The other one will feel jealous. And maybe they’ll get me something better than flowers then. Like maybe shoes. Or underwear. As long as it’s not theirs a la Freeway.
Honestly, I just wanna find some guy to curl up and argue and make up with. Someone to grow old next to and share memories of naughty things we do in private.
Anyways, I heard two chimes so I got two texts back. Who is going to be the person that gave me the flowers???? Squeeeeee the anticipation is killing me!!
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
WTF?!
Book Boyfriends Need To Become Real...
So who sent the flowers?
The last thing I told you I did was send a text and then wait to see who responded. Well, it was Bookstore all right. He got my text and was like “How did you know it was me?” and I literally lolled so hard. So here was the text convo we had.
Bookstore:
Bookstore: How did you know it was from me?
Me: Uhm, bc we did it hello
Bookstore: Yeah, but you gotta have like 1000 guys lining up
Me: to do me????
Me: :o
Bookstore: Who want to do you
Me: But do u?
Bookstore: So much
Me: So u wanna cum over???
Bookstore: I’m at work. And then I have class.
Me: okay.
Bookstore: But hey, listen, we’re just having fun right?
Me: Ya
Bookstore: So I mean, its casual right?
Me: Of course.
Bookstore: gtg. Ttyl
Right. What kinda guy sends me flowers after doing me to tell me over text that we’re just casual???? I mean, OMG. Like, honestly, I put in some stuff with WineBar and the boom boom we did in Gambling For The Virgin, but honestly I feel like writing an entire book of frustration for Bookstore.
So what did I do? Here is my text…