"Excuse me?" I asked.
"Well, my brother is gonna be there too," he says to me.
Okay. I can understand that. Like if he has family that might show up he doesn't want me to look like a ho.
But like, some warning here? I was gonna wear short shorts and a t-shirt FYI, but after listening to him go off on how his brother is going to divinity school I'm thinking sundress?
Gotta be honest. Sorta weirded out by the whole convo. What do you guys think?
Let me know what you think about WineBar and the sexy clothes comment and am I reading too much into it? I'll let you know how it goes anyways.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
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What did I do last night?
First off, THANK YOU to everyone who chimed in. I think from talking to you guys, I got a good sense to 1) go with the sundress, and 2) WineBar isn’t being crazy, but is just trying to make sure that I don’t feel out place by dressing all sexy for what ended up being a family barbecue.
Only the barbecue was already full swing when I got there.
I brought with me a bottle of vodka.
Let’s recount some of the things I remember:
What was I wearing?
I was wearing the sundress I spoke about. I had on some sexy underwear – white lace La Perla. Felt really sexy. I couldn’t wait to show WineBar when we were alone. Maybe let him feel me up, Put a finger inside, then bring it to his mouth. My mouth works too. That was the plan.
What had I eaten all day?
Two sticks of celery for lunch.
How many brothers were there at the barbecue?
WineBar actually has three brothers – two of whom were there. One is a bond trader. The other is in Divinity School.
How many drinks did you have within 30 minutes of getting there?
Three. One with each brother. I had two glasses of Sangria. And a vodka and red bull.
What happened next?
I remember walking around messaging people and looking for a cigarette because I was drunk. That’s a memory.
I remember something being really funny.
At one point I wanted to eat some ribs but I guess I didn’t want anyone to see me get my fingers messy so I think I took some ribs and ran off to eat in the bushes like an animal?
I may have meowed. AT people.
I think I did show WineBar my white lace La Perla. But I don’t think he was alone. I don’t know if I cared.