A cop.
Not good. Not good.
That tall woman. Black jeans. Pretty face. And, oh, the red hair...
A cop.
I've left her behind at the escalator and am moving through the crowds at the mall.
She didn't know I'd seen her, I think, but I had. Oh, yeah. Seen her nice and clear. The scream of the man disappearing into the jaws of that machine had prodded everybody to look toward the sound. Not her, though. She was turning to look for me in the friendly Starbucks.
I saw the gun on her hip, the badge on her hip. Not private, not rental. A real cop. A Blue Bloods cop. She--
Well. What was that?
A gunshot. I'm not much on firearms but I've shot a pistol some. No doubt that was a handgun.
Puzzling. Yeah, yeah, something's weird. Was the police girl--Red I'm calling her, after the hair--planning to arrest somebody else? Hard to say. She could be after me for lots of the mischief I've been up to. Possibly the bodies I left in that sludgy pond near Newark some time ago, weighted down with barbells like the sort pudgy people buy, use six and a half times and never again. No word in the press about that incident but, well, it was New Jersey. Body-land, that place is. Another corpse? Not worth reporting; the Mets won by seven! So. Or she might be hunting for me for the run-in not long after that on a dim street in Manhattan, swish goes the throat. Or maybe that construction site behind club 40deg, where I left such a pretty package of, once again, snapped head bone.
Did somebody recognize me at one of those places, cutting or cracking?
Could be. I'm, well, distinctive looking, height and weight.
I just assume it's me she wants. Better safe... I need to get away and that means keeping my head down, that means slouching. It's easier to shrink three inches than grow.
But the shot? What was that about? Was she after someone even more dangerous than me? I'll check the news later.
People are everywhere now, moving fast. Most are not looking at tall me, skinny me, me of the long feet and fingers. They just want out, fleeing the screams and gunshot. Stores are emptying, food court emptying. Afraid of terrorists, afraid of crazy men dressed in camo, stabbing, slashing, shooting up the world in anger or thanks to loose-wired brains. ISIS. Al-Qaeda. Mil
itias. Everyone's on edge.
I'm turning here, slipping through socks and underwear, men's.
Henry Street, Exit Four, is right ahead of me. Should I get out that way?
Better pause. I take in a deep breath. Let's not go too fast here. First, I should lose the green jacket and cap. Buy something new. I duck into a cheap store to pay cash for some China-made Italian blue blazer. Thirty-five long, which is lucky. That size is hard to find. Hipster fedora hat. A Middle Eastern kid rings the sale up while texting. Rude. My desire is to crack a bone in his head. At least he's not looking at me. That's good. Put the old jacket in my backpack. The green plaid one. The jacket is from my brother, so I'm not throwing it out. The sports cap goes inside too.
The Chinese Italian hipster leaves the store and goes back into the mall. So, which way to escape? Henry Street?
No. Not smart. There'll be plenty of cops outside.
I'm looking around. Everywhere, everywhere. Ah, a service door. There'll be a loading dock, I'm sure.
I push through the doorway like I belong here, knuckles not palm (prints, of course), past a sign saying Employees Only. Except not now.
Thinking: What lucky timing, the escalator, Red next to it when the screams began. Lucky me.
Head down, I keep walking steadily. Nobody stops me in the corridor.
Ah, here's a cotton jacket on a peg. I unpin the employee name badge and repin the shiny rectangle on my chest. I'm now Courteous Team Member Mario. I don't look much like a Mario but it'll have to do.
Just now two workers, young men, one brown, one white, come through a door ahead of me. I nod at them. They nod back.
Hope one isn't Mario. Or his best friend. If so, I'll have to reach into my backpack and we know what that means: cracking bones from on high. I pass them.
Good.
Or not good: A voice shoots my way: "Yo?"