I truly did not mean to type that. I’d never realized before that my fingers were adversely affected by my single Scotch.
Miss Moon: Oh, you really were listening, even past the intro. Well, far be it from me to keep you from hearing all about my sexual future. I’m touched you’re curious.
PMS: I never said that.
Miss Moon: No, but you asked. A question usually indicates interest.
PMS: I thought you were too busy to talk to me.
Miss Moon: I finished with Ben & Jerry so figured why not?
For a second, my temples tightened with a sensation dangerously akin to jealousy. But that couldn’t be possible. I did not know this woman. If she was having a ménage, good for her. Or not, as long as she showed up Monday morning.
PMS: Ice cream?
Miss Moon: What else? You don’t get out much, do you?
If she only knew the half. But the question reminded me I’d overstepped big time tonight, and my conscience decreed it was past time to put an end to it.
Besides, I had another reason for needing that shower now, and it wasn’t just because it had been a long day. Ryan’s sexy voice saying the word cock ranked up there with some of the hottest fantasy material I’d ever encountered.
But what she didn’t know wouldn’t hurt her. Besides, in person we wouldn’t have this weird chemistry or whatever it was. Probably felt only by me.
Which referenced the whole haven’t been out in a very long while thing. I couldn’t even identify iconic ice cream upon first reading.
Though the ache between my legs likely had something to do with my lack of brain functioning right now. There was no other reason I’d continued this conversation.
PMS: I’ll see you Monday morning at nine sharp, Ms. Moon.
Miss Moon: Nine-thirty?
PMS: Nine.
Miss Moon: Nine-fifteen?
PMS: Nine.
Miss Moon: What if I bring you fresh donuts?
I frowned. That traitor April had revealed my weakness.
PMS: Nine-ten, donuts in hand.
Miss Moon: You have a deal. *winky face.*
I swiped away the message and went in to take my shower. I also brought my mini stand into the bathroom so I could prop up my phone to listen to the rest of her reading.
She might not be guaranteed a golden cock, but I had one in hand by the end of it.
Three
Card of The Day: Embrace: Six of Swords | Release: King of Pentacles
Well, crap.
I really hated when my cards called me out. I picked up the first card. It was a new deck that I was doing a review for. Maybe I’d read it wrong.
Sigh.