I opened my eyes and forced a smile on my face. “Okay. That’s fair. I’m sorry. Zero. Can we please stay in the dome tonight?”
“Thank you for asking,” Zero said. “And no, you may not.”
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bsp; I blinked. “Excuse me?”
“What part of me saying it’s mine did you not understand?”
I had to remind myself it was illegal to murder dragons.
“Maybe I should handle this,” Kevin whispered to me, even though everyone could hear him. “After all, I’m also a dragon, in case you’ve forgotten.”
“Fine. Just… do it.”
“You make the best decisions when you agree with what I say,” Kevin said.
I almost punched him in the eye.
Kevin turned toward the snake dragon. “Hey, buddy,” he said, thumping his tail near Zero’s. “Hey. What’s going on? What’s happening in that noggin of yours? Hmm? You can tell me. I’m like your older brother, you know? You can tell your big bro anything. You know that, right? Bros stick together, you know? You’re my brother from another mother. You know?”
“What,” I said.
Zero eyed me suspiciously before he rose up until he was right near Kevin’s ear. He started whispering. Kevin nodded. “Uh-huh. Okay. Right. No, that’s fair. You’re right. He does look like—right. Wow. That’s… uh-huh. No, I totally see your point. I wouldn’t want him there either.”
Kevin turned to glare at me. “You are a terrible person.”
“What!”
“Zero reminded me of a very important point. You suck sometimes.”
I glared at Zero, who didn’t even seem chagrined. “Okay. Fine. I’ll bite. What is it that I am supposed to have done now?”
“You have to be invited into a dragon’s lair. You can’t just enter anytime you want. You did the same to me!”
“I did not. If you’ll recall, you kidnapped me and took me back to the keep because you were going to try and have your way with me.”
“Everything tries to have sex with him,” Ryan told Ruv with a sigh. “Dragons, Darks, you.”
“I didn’t try,” Ruv said. “Believe me. You would have known if I had tried.”
“No one would feel sad if I ran you through with my sword,” Ryan muttered.
Ruv grinned.
“That’s not how I remember it happening,” Kevin said. “But I suppose your recollection would have been colored by the fact that you were awed by my masculinity. I’ll allow it.”
“Whatever,” I said. “Fine. I don’t even care anymore. I’m tired. I’m hungry. And I am sick of everyone’s shit. We’ll sleep out here. Under the stars, where I like it. And then tomorrow, we’ll—I don’t even know what we’ll do. Fuck it. Fuck this whole day. Fuck you. Fuck everyone.”
“He’s cranky,” Tiggy said.
“Yes, kitten,” Gary said. “That’s what happens when you find out that your destiny rests in the hands of a bunch of idiots and an amazing unicorn.”
“Exactly,” Tiggy said. Then he frowned. “Wait.”
“I need to break something,” I told Ryan.
“Why are you looking at me for that?” Ryan asked. “Don’t break me.”