Special Operations (Badge of Honor 2)

He turned the engine off, and slumped back against the seat waiting for Payne to show up.

When ten minutes passed and he had not, Jesus Martinez got out of his car and walked up to Payne’s. Payne knew he was coming. Maybe he had left a note for him on the dashboard or s

omething, saying where he was.

When he saw Matt on the seat, the first thing that occurred to him was that violence had occurred, that maybe he’d run into Walton Williams or something. He was just about to jerk the door open when Matt snored.

The cocksucker’s asleep! The cocksucker is really asleep!

This was followed by a wave of righteous indignation approaching blind fury.

The sonofabitch is sleeping when I’ve been out busting my ass all night looking for the asshole burglar! Before I have to baby-sit this fucking place!

Officer Matthew Payne was a hair’s breadth away from being jerked out of the car by his feet when Martinez had one more reaction that infuriated him even more than finding Payne asleep.

The sonofabitch has been getting away with it! While I have been out busting my ass in every tinkerbell saloon in Philadelphia, he has been sleeping and nobody caught him! Highway cars have been going past here every half hour, and nobody caught him—or gave a damn if they did—and every fucking supervisor around, District, Highway, Northwest Detectives, maybe even Wohl and Sabara and that new Sergeant, have ridden by here and nobody noticed!

Officer Martinez stood by the side of Matt’s car for a moment, his arms folded angrily across his chest, as he considered the various options open to him to fix the rich-boy rookie’s ass once and for all for this. When the solution came to him, it was simplicity itself.

Now smiling, he took his penknife from his pocket, tested the sharpness of the blade with his thumb, and then knelt by the left front wheel. He sliced into the rubber tire valve where it passed through the tire. There was a piercing whistle of escaping air, which Martinez quickly muffled with his fist.

On the right front and rear wheels, he used his handkerchief to muffle the whistle of air escaping from sliced air valves.

Then he got back in his car and drove off, wearing a smile of satisfaction. The smile grew broader as he thought of the finishing touch. He reached for his microphone.

“W-William Two Eleven, W-William Two Twelve,” he said.

“Go,” Charley McFadden’s voice came back immediately.

“I’m at Broad and Olney, working on something,” Martinez said. “I ain’t gonna be able to relieve our friend on time. What should I do?”

“I’ll go relieve him,” Charley replied immediately. “You want to come when you get loose, or do you want me to take the tour?”

“I’ll relieve you at three, if that’s all right,” Martinez said.

“Yeah, fine,” McFadden said.

That means I’ve got to hang around until three, Jesus Martinez thought. But what the fuck. It’s worth it!

And then he thought that the sonofabitch would probably still be asleep when Charley rode up.

Good, let Charley see for himself what a useless prick Richboy is.

TWENTY

Officer Charles McFadden attempted to contact Officer Matthew Payne by radio as he drove to Chestnut Hill. There was no reply, which Charley thought was probably because Payne was walking around, the way he told him to, to keep awake.

But he sensed that something was wrong when he pulled up behind Matt’s car and didn’t see him. He had had plenty of time to stretch his legs from the time he had called; he should have been back by now. McFadden got cautiously out of his car and walked warily to Matt’s.

Then he sensed something was wrong with the car and looked at it and found the four flat tires. McFadden squatted and took his revolver from his ankle holster, then approached the car door, and saw Matt sprawled on the seat.

“Matt!” he called, and then, louder, “Payne!”

Matt sat up, sleepily.

“You dumb fuck!” Charley McFadden exploded. “What in the goddamned hell is wrong with you? If one of the supervisors caught you, you’d be up on charges.”

“I guess I fell asleep,” Matt said, pushing himself outside the car, and then raising his arms over his head.