"I thought you were in training to be a Highway Patrolman. "
Charley McFadden had done nothing to correct his mother's misperception that Highway Patrol was primarily charged with removing speeding and/or drunk drivers from the streets.
"I am," he said. "It's overtime. I gotta go."
"I'll make you something to eat," she said.
"No time, Ma. Thanks, anyway."
"You have to eat."
"I'll get something after I report in."
He went up the stairs and to his bedroom and found his watch. It was quarter to ten. He had declined breakfast because he knew it would be accompanied by comments about his drinking, his late hours, and probably, since she had heard about Magnella getting himself shot, by reopening the subject of his being a cop at all.
But since he had announced he had to leave right away, he would have to leave right away, and even if he took his time getting something to eat and going by the dry cleaners to drop off and pick up a uniform, he still would have an hour or more to kill before he could sign in.
He took his time taking a shower, steeling himself several times for the shock turning off the hot water would mean, hoping that the cold would clear his mind, and then he shaved with care.
He didn't need a haircut, although getting one would have killed some time.
Fuck it, he decided finally. I'll just go get something to eat and go out to Bustleton and Bowler and just hang around until noon.
His mother was standing by the door when he came down the stairs, demanding her ritual kiss and delivering her ritual order for him to be careful.
He noticed two things when he got to the street: first, that the right front wheel of his Volkswagen was on the curb, which confirmed he had had a couple of beers more than he probably should have had at the FOP; and, second, that the redhead with the cute little ass he had noticed several times around the neighborhood was coming out of the McCarthys', across the street and two houses down.
He smiled at her shyly and, when she smiled back, equally shyly, gave her a little wave. She didn't wave back. Just smiled. But that was a step in the right direction, he decided. Tomorrow morning he would ask around and see who she was. He could not ask his mother. She would know, of course; she knew when anybody in the neighborhood burped, but if he asked her about the girl, the next thing he knew, she would be trying to pair him off with her.
Charley knew that his mother devoutly believed that what he needed in his life was a nice, decent Catholic girl. If the redhead with the cute little ass had anything to do with the McCarthys, she met that definition. Mrs. McCarthy was a Mass-every-morning Catholic, and Mr. McCarthy was a big deal in the Knights of Columbus.
Still, it was worth looking into.
He got into the Volkswagen, started it up, and drove around the block, eventually turning onto South Broad Street, heading north. And there was the redhead, obviously waiting for a bus.
Impulsively he pulled to the curb and stopped. First he started to lean across the seat and roll the window down, and then he decided it would be better to get out of the car. He did so, and leaned on the roof and smiled at her. He was suddenly absolutely sure that he was about to make a real horse's ass out of himself.
"You looking for a ride?" he blurted.
"I'm waiting for a bus," the redhead said.
"I didn't mean that the way it sounded," Charley said.
"How did you mean it?" the redhead said.
"Look," he said somewhat desperately, "I'm Charley McFadden-"
"I know who you are," she said. "My
Uncle Bob and your father are friends."
"Yeah," he said.
"You don't remember me, do you?" she said.
"Yeah, sure I do."
"No you don't." She laughed. "I used to come here when I was a kid."