Dutch Moffitt’s deputy had been a well-liked lieutenant named Mike Sabara. It was presumed that, after the scumbag killed Dutch, Mike Sabara would take over as Highway commander. Instead, the job went to newly promoted Captain Dave Pekach. Sabara was named Wohl’s deputy commander of Special Operations. It quickly went around Highway that Wohl had told Sabara he could either wear plainclothes or a regular uniform, but he didn’t want to see him in Highway breeches and boots. And then Wohl had announced a new recruiting policy for Highway, outstanding young cops who didn’t have four, five years on the job. The first two “probationary” Highway Patrolmen were the two Narcs who got the critter who killed Captain Moffitt.
The idea that just anybody could get into Highway had enraged most Highway Patrolmen.
Well, maybe the two guys who caught the scumbag who shot down Captain Dutch Moffitt were entitled to a little special treatment, but letting just about anybody in Highway—
A delegation, someone had told Malone, three Highway sergeants and two long-time Highway Patrolmen, went to see Captain Sabara: Couldn’t Sabara have a word with Wohl and tell him how what he was doing was really going to fuck Highway up? Nothing against the inspector personally; it’s just that he just doesn’t know about Highway.
Captain Sabara, a phlegmatic man, announced he would think about it.
Two days later one of the sergeants who had gone to Captain Sabara to ask him if he could have a word with Staff Inspector Wohl had to go see Captain Sabara again. His emotional state was mingled fury and gross embarrassment.
“I wouldn’t bother you with this, Captain, but nobody knows where Captain Pekach is.”
“What’s the problem?”
“You know about the parade? Escort the governor to Constitution Hall?”
Sabara nodded. “Twelve wheels. At the airport no later than eleven-thirty. Something wrong?”
“Captain, we brought the bikes here. We went inside for a cup of coffee, before the inspection. When we went back out, there was only ten wheels.”
“You’re not telli
ng me somebody stole two Highway bikes?”
“Stole, no. Some wiseass is fucking around. When I find out who, I’ll have his ass. But what do we do now?”
“Everybody else is outside, where they’re supposed to be?”
“Yes, sir.”
Captain Sabara, with the sergeant following, strode purposefully out of his office and then out the side door of the building, where he found ten Highway motorcycles lined up neatly, their riders standing beside them.
“Whose wheels are missing?” he demanded.
Two Highway Patrolmen, holding their plastic helmets in their hands and looking more than a little sheepish, stepped forward.
“What did you do, leave the keys in them?”
One patrolman nodded, embarrassed. The second began to explain, “Captain, who the hell’s going to steal a Highway—”
He was stilled in midsentence by one of Captain Mike Sabara’s nearly legendary frosty glances.
Sabara kept up his icy look for about thirty seconds, and then there came the sound of two motorcycles, approaching at high speed.
“Who the fuck—?” the sergeant asked, only to find that Captain Sabara’s cold eyes were now on him.
Two Highway wheels, ridden by guys in complete Highway regalia, including plastic helmets with the face masks down, appeared just outside the parking lot on Bustleton Street, and slid to a stop on squealing tires. Now their sergeant’s stripes were visible.
They sat there a moment, revving the engines, and then, one at a time, entered the parking lot, where, simultaneously, they executed a maneuver known to the motorcycling fraternity as a “wheelie.” This maneuver involves lifting the front wheel off the ground and steering by precisely adjusting the balance of what is now a powered unicycle by shifting the weight of the body.
It is a maneuver that only can be successfully accomplished by a rider of extraordinary skill. In the interest of rider safety and vehicle economy, the maneuver is forbidden by the Police Department except for instructional purposes by Wheel School instructors.
After passing one way through the parking lot, the two cyclists dropped the front wheel gently back onto the ground, simultaneously negotiated a turn, and then simultaneously executed another wheelie, in the other direction. A final gentle lowering on the front wheel, a final gentle, precise turn, and then the two rode to the center of the parked motorcycles and stopped. They revved the engines a final time, kicked the kick stands in place in a synchronized movement, and then swung off the machines.
The first rider raised his face mask and then removed his helmet.
Jesus H. Christ, it’s Pekach! I knew he had been in Highway, but I didn’t know he could ride a wheel that good!