Philadelphia mayor Alvin W. Martin, in a separate statement, said that all Philadelphians “can and should take pride in the professionalism and dedication of the officers of the Special Operations Division Task Force, which I ordered formed, in apprehending these individuals under extremely difficult circumstances.”
“Jesus, what a shitty story,” O’Hara said. “And it took two of them to write it.”
“There’s not much, is there?” Matt said. “For all the effort that went into that job.”
“On the other hand,” O’Hara said, more charitably, “it might have been my pal Kennedy’s editing. I know the broad. She’s got talent.”
O’Hara looked thoughtful for a minute, and judging by the look on his face, Matt was not very surprised at what came next.
“Matty, unless you really want to go back to the Louvre… You’ve been there before a lot, right?”
“Yeah, I have.”
“How would you feel about making arrangements to getting us to where… I forget where you said…”
“Cognac-Boeuf,” Matt furnished.
“Right. Where this sleazeball Fort Festung is.”
“Sure, Mick. Good idea. We better rent a car. I don’t know if we can find one to rent down there.”
“See if you can get us a Lincoln, or a Cadillac. These Frog cars look tiny to me. What I’d really like to have is my Rendezvous.”
The concierge in the lobby of the George V said it would be impossible to provide either a Cadillac or a Lincoln-much less a Porsche or a Buick Rendezvous-and he would therefore recommend a Mercedes.
“Unless M’sieu would like a Jaguar?”
“Tell me about a Jaguar,” Matt said.
He put the Jaguar rental on his American Express card, because every time he’d tried to pick up a bill, O’Hara had been adamant that the whole trip was on him. “Put your goddamn money away,” he’d say.
Signing the receipt triggered the memory of what Detective Olivia Lassiter had said to him in Alabama about his not even looking at the bill there before he signed it, and his first reaction was, “Screw her!”
But she stayed in his mind all day, and about six-thirty, as he sat in the hotel bar in the vain hope that Mickey would leave the Louvre before they threw him out, he remembered that Mickey had left his worldwide telephone in the suite. And after one more drink, he went to the suite, dialed Zero Zero One, and after some difficulty was connected with the Northwest Detectives Division of the Philadelphia police department.
“Detective Lassiter, please.”
“Who’s calling?”
“Sergeant Payne.”
“Hello, Matt. How are you?”
“I’m fine.”
“I heard-”
“I’m fine, Olivia. Thank you for asking. I was about to send you one of those ‘having lovely time in Gay Paree wish you were here’ postcards, but I figured what the hell, I’d call you.”
“Matt, I’m working.”
“Can I call you later?”
"I don’t think that would be a very good idea,” Olivia said. And hung up.
The next morning at ten, Matthew M. Payne and Michael J. O’Hara, both more than a little hungover, watched their luggage being loaded into a powder blue Jaguar XK8 Cabriolet. Then they got in and, with Matt at the wheel, drove across Avenue George V onto Rue Pierre Charron, then turned right onto the Champs Elysees and headed for French National Highway A20.
They stopped for lunch in Orleans, then drove on, this time with Mickey at the wheel. At seven-thirty, by which time it was already too dark to take pictures, they pulled into the cobble-stoned forecourt of Le Relais in the village of Cognac-Boeuf.