"Did you have a good time at Martha Peebles's, Precious?" Detweiler asked.
"Very nice," she said. "And her captain is just darling!"
"Polish, isn't he?" Detweiler said.
"Don't be a snob, Daddy," Penny said. "He's very nice, and they're very much in love."
"I'm happy for her," Patricia Payne said. "She's at the age where she should have a little romance in her life. And living in that big house all alone…"
"I would have bet she'd never get married," Detweiler said.
"Her father was one hell of a man. Alexander Peebles is a tough act to follow."
"I thought about that," Penny said. "And I think that it has a lot to do with Captain Pekach being a cop." She stopped and turned to Matt, and her hand dropped onto his leg. "Does that embarrass you, Matt?"
"Not at all. I thought everyone knew that women find cops irresistible."
"Good God!" his father said.
"I mean it," Penny went on. "I was talking with Matt's boss, Inspector Wohl, and he's darling too…"
"Ex-boss," Brewster Payne interrupted.
"Please let me finish, Uncle Brew," Penny said.
"Sorry."
"I was talking to Inspector Wohl, and he moved, his jacket moved, and I could see that he was carrying a gun, and it occurred to me that every man in the barbecue pit, Martha's Captain Pekach, Captain Sabara, Lieutenant Malone, Matt, and even a young Irish boy who works for Inspector Wohl, was carrying a gun."
"They have to, I believe, Penny," Brewster C. Payne said. "Even off duty."
"Not here, I hope," Grace Detweiler said.
"Even here, Madame D.," Matt said.
"As I was saying," Penny went on, annoyance at being interrupted in her voice, "I realized that although they looked like ordinary people, they weren't."
For one thing, Matt thought, they make a hell of a lot less money than the people you think of as ordinary do.
He said, "We only bite the heads off roosters on special occasions, Penny. Barbecues. Wakes. Bar Mitzvahs. Things like that. We probably won't do it again for a month."
She turned to him again, and again her hand dropped to his leg.
"Will you stop?" she giggled. "I'm trying to say something flattering."
"Then, proceed, by all means."
"I realized that they were all-what was it you said about Mr. Peebles, Daddy?-'One hell of a man.' They're all special men. I can understand why Martha fell in love with Captain Pekach. He's one hell of a man."
I am wholly convinced that your hand on my leg, Precious Penny, is absolutely innocent; you have always been one of those kiss-kiss, touch-touch airheads. Nevertheless, I wish you would take it off. You are about to give me a hard-on.
Matt stood up and went to the table and splashed more Scotch into his glass. He did not return to the cast-iron love seat.
"You may very well be right, dear," Matt's mother said.
"Thank you," Penny said. She looked over at Matt. "You do work for Inspector Wohl, don't you, Matt?"
He nodded.