Hazardous Duty (Presidential Agent 8)

DUPLICATION FORBIDDEN

TO: POTUS

SUBJECT: REPORT

VIA SECRETARY OF STATE

MAKE AVAILABLE (EYES ONLY) TO:

DIRECTOR, CIA

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE

DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE

C IN C CENTRAL COMMAND

OOR SITREP #2

US EMBASSY MEXICO CITY 2300 ZULU 14 JUNE 2007

1-INASMUCH AS THE NEWS REPORT OF MR. ROSCOE J. DANTON (ATTACHED, SUITABLY REDACTED) COVERS THE ACTIVITIES OF THE UNDERSIGNED IN SOME DETAIL, THE UNDERSIGNED WILL NOT WASTE THE TIME OF POTUS BY REPEATING THEM HEREIN.

2-THE UNDERSIGNED IS PRESENTLY EN ROUTE TO BUDAPEST, HUNGARY, IN THE PANAMANIAN EXECUTIVE AIRCRAFT FLOWN BY COLONEL TORINE, RETD., AND MAJOR MILLER, RETD., AND ACCOMPANIED BY THE FOLLOWING PERSONNEL:

A. NAYLOR, LTC ALLAN B. USA

B. D’ALESSANDRO, MR. VICTOR DA CIV GS-15

C. LEVERETTE, COLIN

D. BRADLEY, LESTER

E. LORIMER, EDMUND

F. BRITTON, JOHN

G. BRITTON, DR. SANDRA

H. DAMON, C. GREGORY

I. BARLOW, SUSAN

J. DANTON, ROSCOE J.

3-ONCE IN BUDAPEST, THE UNDERSIGNED WILL DETERMINE THE BEST WAY TO INFILTRATE LEVERETTE, THE BRITTONS, AND DAMON INTO SOMALIA, TO DEVELOP OTHER INTELLIGENCE, AND TAKE WHATEVER OTHER APPROPRIATE ACTION IS DEEMED NECESSARY. A REPORT WILL BE FURNISHED.

RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED.

CASTILLO, LTC, RETD.

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“What the hell does ‘suitably redacted’ mean?” the President asked.

“‘Redact,’ Mr. President,” Presidential Spokesperson Robin Hoboken said, “means to adapt by obscuring sensitive information. I would think then that ‘suitably redact’ means to do so suitably.”

“And how would you do that?” the President asked.