Ps. Did you really XO me? It may or may not have given me a boner.
I wish I could send you an eggplant emoji in return.
From: [email protected]a.com
Subject: It’s been awhile
Body:
I miss your egotistical ways.
From: [email protected]
Body:
I miss your sass.
Sorry it’s been long, lots of blackouts. Not a whole lotta downtime.
From: [email protected]
Body:
I miss your ass.
Ha, I made a rhyme.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Because times are rough…
Body:
*Attachment*
Hope this helps. Maybe I’ll take my next picture in a sexy nurse’s outfit like you requested. ; ) You’ll just have to see!
I miss you.
XO + eggplant emoji
From: [email protected]
Subject: BONER
Body:
Marry me.